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Well, Butter My Ass and Call Me a Biscuit: Coffemate Announces 2 New Flavors

Well, Butter My Ass and Call Me a Biscuit: Coffemate Announces 2 New Flavors

Crazy New Creamers on the Way:

Nothing beats a hot cup of coffee in the morning, especially after a night of shots and singing karaoke to the very best of Miranda Lambert. No matter if you like your coffee like you like your men, all hot and strong, you might want to give the new flavors a try.

Nestle made the announcement Wednesday saying the new creamers won't be on store shelves until January. These new crazy flavors were created to remind coffee lovers of their childhood. 

I don't need reminding...

You are never too old to drink the cereal milk!

As a grown-ass woman, I still eat Cinnamon Toast Crunch this very day, and I am super excited about being able to add this flavor in with my “morning cup of ambition.” (A tribute to my hero and 10% off your next purchase to the first person that comments who said it below)

You have to admit it, drinking the cinnamon milk is the best, and according to Nestle, the Cinnamon Toast Crunch creamer is going to taste similar to it. I wonder if it is going to have the little specks of cinnamon floating in it as well? I sure do hope so.

Party in the A.M.

And as to the Funfetti flavor, if I would get off of my ass more and go bake a cake, I would probably eat more of my favorite childhood bake sale go-to treat. To do that though would require me to turn on the oven and wash dishes later.

Instead, I am going to stick to eating the Funfetti frosting straight out of the container.

With that being said, the great thing from this announcement is now we get to have our cake and drink it too!

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 By: Luckless Lacey

 


1 comment

  • Ky

    Dolly said it!

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