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font-family: helvetica, arial, sans-serif;\"\u003e62\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd class=\"et5\" style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 14px; font-family: helvetica, arial, sans-serif;\"\u003e63\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd class=\"et5\" style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 14px; font-family: helvetica, arial, sans-serif;\"\u003e64\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd class=\"et5\" style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 14px; font-family: helvetica, arial, sans-serif;\"\u003e65\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 18px;\"\u003eThis size guide shows product measurements taken when products are laid flat. Actual product measurements may vary by up to 1\".\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Yoycol","offers":[{"title":"S \/ Black Camo","offer_id":41851354742973,"sku":"ADS-BDRCWY-10XLE-FFFFFF-S","price":59.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Black Camo","offer_id":41851354710205,"sku":"ADS-BDRCWY-10XLE-FFFFFF-M","price":59.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Black Camo","offer_id":41851354677437,"sku":"ADS-BDRCWY-10XLE-FFFFFF-L","price":59.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Black Camo","offer_id":41851354775741,"sku":"ADS-BDRCWY-10XLE-FFFFFF-XL","price":59.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Black Camo","offer_id":41851354611901,"sku":"ADS-BDRCWY-10XLE-FFFFFF-2XL","price":65.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Black Camo","offer_id":41851354644669,"sku":"ADS-BDRCWY-10XLE-FFFFFF-3XL","price":65.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1026\/5337\/files\/BlackCamoHoodieDress-02.jpg?v=1775238765"},{"product_id":"all-over-print-womens-heavy-fleece-long-hoodie-1","title":"Soft Floral Hoodie Dress","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eHoodie dresses have become increasingly popular with our customers so we have added new colors and patterns! You can wear it anywhere, anytime. Also... nobody really wants to wear pants. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul style=\"margin: 20px  0 0 40px;\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: helvetica, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 14px;\"\u003eFabric:Fur line(95% polyester and 5% spandex)\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: helvetica, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 14px;\"\u003eRegular fit\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: helvetica, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 14px;\"\u003eFront Kangaroo pocket, hood with drawstring,\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: helvetica, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 14px;\"\u003eFabric weight: 320g\/m²\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: helvetica, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 14px;\"\u003eCare Instruction: machine wash cold with similar colors, do not bleach, tumble dry low, do not iron, do not dry clean.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"float: left; margin-top: 60px;\"\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/clkj-online.oss-cn-hongkong.aliyuncs.com\/yoycol\/eab7d836e39a45f3a642bea936c45f92.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"200\" height=\"200\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ctable style=\"border-collapse: collapse;\" width=\"900\"\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"text-align: center;\" width=\"101\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: helvetica, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 14px;\"\u003einch\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"text-align: center;\" width=\"85\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: helvetica, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 14px;\"\u003eS\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"text-align: center;\" width=\"85\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: helvetica, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 14px;\"\u003eM\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"text-align: center;\" width=\"85\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: helvetica, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 14px;\"\u003eL\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"text-align: center;\" width=\"85\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: helvetica, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 14px;\"\u003eXL\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"text-align: center;\" width=\"85\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: helvetica, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 14px;\"\u003e2XL\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"text-align: center;\" width=\"85\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: helvetica, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 14px;\"\u003e3XL\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: helvetica, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 14px;\"\u003eLength\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: helvetica, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 14px;\"\u003e32.7 \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: helvetica, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 14px;\"\u003e33.9 \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: helvetica, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 14px;\"\u003e35.0 \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: helvetica, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 14px;\"\u003e36.2 \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: helvetica, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 14px;\"\u003e37.4 \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: helvetica, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 14px;\"\u003e38.6 \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: helvetica, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 14px;\"\u003eShoulder\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: helvetica, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 14px;\"\u003e17.3 \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: helvetica, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 14px;\"\u003e18.1 \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: helvetica, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 14px;\"\u003e18.9 \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: helvetica, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 14px;\"\u003e19.3 \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: helvetica, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 14px;\"\u003e20.1 \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: helvetica, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 14px;\"\u003e20.9 \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: helvetica, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 14px;\"\u003eBust\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: helvetica, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 14px;\"\u003e35.0 \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: helvetica, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 14px;\"\u003e37.8 \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: helvetica, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 14px;\"\u003e40.6 \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: helvetica, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 14px;\"\u003e43.3 \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: helvetica, arial, sans-serif; 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font-family: helvetica, arial, sans-serif;\"\u003e2XL\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd class=\"et3\" style=\"width: 63.75pt; text-align: center;\" width=\"85\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 14px; font-family: helvetica, arial, sans-serif;\"\u003e3XL\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr style=\"height: 17.25pt;\"\u003e\n\u003ctd class=\"et3\" style=\"height: 17.25pt; text-align: center;\" height=\"23\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 14px; font-family: helvetica, arial, sans-serif;\"\u003eLength\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd class=\"et5\" style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 14px; font-family: helvetica, arial, sans-serif;\"\u003e83\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd class=\"et5\" style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 14px; font-family: helvetica, arial, sans-serif;\"\u003e86\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd class=\"et5\" style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 14px; font-family: helvetica, arial, sans-serif;\"\u003e89\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd class=\"et5\" style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 14px; font-family: helvetica, arial, sans-serif;\"\u003e92\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd class=\"et5\" style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 14px; font-family: helvetica, arial, sans-serif;\"\u003e95\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd class=\"et5\" style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 14px; font-family: helvetica, arial, sans-serif;\"\u003e98\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr style=\"height: 17.25pt;\"\u003e\n\u003ctd class=\"et3\" style=\"height: 17.25pt; text-align: center;\" height=\"23\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 14px; font-family: helvetica, arial, sans-serif;\"\u003eShoulder\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd class=\"et5\" style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 14px; 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This hoodie exists for women who laugh at the idea of being toned down, told no, or asked to calm down. If that sounds like you, congratulations. You found your uniform.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"368\" data-end=\"511\"\u003eFrom a business perspective, this hoodie has started arguments, ended bad dates, and caused at least one man to whisper “yeah that checks out.”\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-start=\"513\" data-end=\"541\"\u003eWhy This Hoodie Exists\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"542\" data-end=\"777\"\u003eBecause some women are not a phase. They are a lifestyle. This hoodie does not whisper confidence. It announces it from across the parking lot. It lets everyone know that taming is not on the agenda and compromise lives somewhere else.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"779\" data-end=\"888\"\u003eYou do not wear this hoodie to blend in. 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