{"product_id":"crack-rock-birthstone-snapback","title":"Crack Rock Birthstone Snapback","description":"\u003cdiv class=\"\"\u003e\n\u003csection class=\"text-token-text-primary w-full focus:outline-none has-data-writing-block:pointer-events-none [\u0026amp;:has([data-writing-block])\u0026gt;*]:pointer-events-auto R6Vx5W_threadScrollVars scroll-mb-[calc(var(--scroll-root-safe-area-inset-bottom,0px)+var(--thread-response-height))] scroll-mt-[calc(var(--header-height)+min(200px,max(70px,20svh)))]\" dir=\"auto\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"text-base my-auto mx-auto pb-8 [--thread-content-margin:var(--thread-content-margin-xs,calc(var(--spacing)*4))] @w-sm\/main:[--thread-content-margin:var(--thread-content-margin-sm,calc(var(--spacing)*6))] @w-lg\/main:[--thread-content-margin:var(--thread-content-margin-lg,calc(var(--spacing)*16))] px-(--thread-content-margin)\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"[--thread-content-max-width:40rem] @w-lg\/main:[--thread-content-max-width:48rem] mx-auto max-w-(--thread-content-max-width) flex-1 group\/turn-messages focus-visible:outline-hidden relative flex w-full min-w-0 flex-col agent-turn\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"flex max-w-full flex-col gap-4 grow\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv dir=\"auto\" class=\"min-h-8 text-message relative flex w-full flex-col items-end gap-2 text-start break-words whitespace-normal outline-none keyboard-focused:focus-ring [.text-message+\u0026amp;]:mt-1\" tabindex=\"0\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"flex w-full flex-col gap-1 empty:hidden\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"markdown prose dark:prose-invert wrap-break-word w-full dark markdown-new-styling\"\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(255, 42, 0);\"\u003eCrack Rock Birthstone Snapback\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp data-pm-slice=\"1 1 []\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eDiamonds are timeless. Rubies are romantic. Crack rocks are apparently affordable, memorable, and perfect for the friend whose jewelry collection came from a gas station parking lot.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eCrack Rock Birthstone Snapback\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e from Luckless Outfitters is a funny adult humor hat made for people who prefer their accessories with a questionable backstory. This structured snapback features a clean \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003ecream crown\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e, a contrasting \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003elight gray bill\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e, and a matching gray top button. Cream stitching runs neatly across the curved visor, giving this outrageous novelty cap a surprisingly polished appearance.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePrinted across the front in bold black lettering is the unforgettable statement:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(255, 42, 0);\"\u003e\u003cem\u003e“I bet your birthstone is a crack rock”\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe high contrast design makes the joke easy to read, even for the person across the room who is currently wondering why everyone is staring at your forehead. Its simple cream, gray, and black color palette pairs easily with casual shirts, graphic tees, hoodies, denim, and any outfit that could use a little more public concern.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThis \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003efunny snapback hat\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e is ideal for parties, festivals, bar nights, cookouts, road trips, birthdays, and family gatherings where peace has lasted entirely too long. It also makes an inappropriate gift for your loudest friend, favorite troublemaker, or anyone who claims their zodiac sign explains every bad decision they have ever made.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSearching for a \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003efunny gray snapback\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e, \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eadult humor baseball cap\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e, \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eoffensive novelty hat\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e, \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003esarcastic statement cap\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e, or \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003einappropriate birthday gift\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e? The Crack Rock Birthstone Snapback delivers all the personality of a precious gemstone without the appraisal, insurance, or dignity.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAt Luckless Outfitters, we believe everyone deserves something sparkly for their birthday. Some people get diamonds. Some people get emeralds. Your friend gets roasted by a hat before they even open the rest of their presents.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/section\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Luckless Outfitters","offers":[{"title":"Light Gray","offer_id":68162918449341,"sku":"Otto - 31-069 - Natural \/ Light Gray - Crack Rock Birthstone","price":57.0,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1026\/5337\/files\/CrackRockBirthstoneHat-05.jpg?v=1793988354","url":"https:\/\/www.lucklessclothing.com\/en-ca\/products\/crack-rock-birthstone-snapback","provider":"Luckless Outfitters","version":"1.0","type":"link"}