{"product_id":"fuckin-hamburger-help-me-tee","title":"Fuckin Hamburger Help Me | Tee","description":"\u003ch2\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(255, 42, 0);\"\u003eFuckin Hamburger Help Me Tee\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(255, 42, 0);\"\u003eMen's and Women's Funny T-Shirt by Luckless Outfitters\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSometimes life gets complicated. Bills are due, your phone is at 4 percent, somebody wants you to explain your feelings, and suddenly there is only one reasonable response left.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(255, 42, 0);\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFuckin hamburger help me.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eFuckin Hamburger Help Me Tee\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e from Luckless Outfitters is the official uniform of people who have accepted that a cheeseburger might not solve every problem, but they're willing to let one try. This funny graphic T-shirt combines ridiculous adult humor with a clean, minimal design that somehow makes the completely unhinged message even funnier.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe shirt comes in a bold \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003ered color\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e with contrasting \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003ewhite lettering\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e. On the front left chest, you'll find a small and innocent-looking print that reads \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e“fuckin hamburger help me.”\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e From across the room, it looks like a tasteful little logo. Get closer and suddenly you're wondering what series of unfortunate events led this person to seek emergency assistance from ground beef.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThen there's the back.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePrinted large across the upper back is the same beautiful cry for help:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e“fuckin hamburger help me.”\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSimple. Direct. Inspirational.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWe considered adding a hamburger graphic, but honestly, that would only distract from the poetry.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eFuckin Hamburger Help Me Tee\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e is available in sizes \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSmall through 3XL\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e, making it an excellent choice for men and women who appreciate funny shirts, inappropriate humor, food jokes, sarcastic clothing, and letting strangers know that they're approximately one minor inconvenience away from ordering a double cheeseburger.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThis red short sleeve graphic tee is perfect for backyard cookouts, burger runs, bars, concerts, road trips, tailgates, casual weekends, family gatherings you didn't want to attend, or standing in a drive-thru at 11:47 PM questioning every decision you've made since high school.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eIt's also an incredible funny gift for the hamburger enthusiast in your life. You know the one. They don't ask where everyone wants to eat because they've already decided. They're getting a burger. 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