{"product_id":"hold-the-flashlight-still-dumbass-hoodie","title":"Hold The Flashlight Hoodie","description":"\u003ch2\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(255, 42, 0);\"\u003eHold The Flashlight Still Dumbass\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp data-pm-slice=\"1 1 []\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eHold The Flashlight Hoodie\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e is a wearable tribute to childhood automotive trauma, questionable repair methods, and every dad who expected a ten-year-old to provide professional-grade lighting assistance. At Luckless Outfitters, we believe character is built one aggressively whispered \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cspan\u003e“Right there”\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cspan\u003e at a time.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThis funny \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eblack pullover hoodie\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e features a drawstring hood, ribbed cuffs, long sleeves, and a roomy front kangaroo pocket for keeping your hands warm or hiding the wrench you were told not to touch. The front has a small flashlight graphic in shades of \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003egold, orange, and brown\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e, finished with the Luckless name above it.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eOne sleeve carries large vertical \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eLuckless lettering\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e in a muted yellow tone, giving the hoodie extra detail without spoiling the main event.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe back delivers the full garage experience. Bold distressed lettering reads, \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cspan\u003e“Hold The Flashlight Still Dumbass.”\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Below the text is a vintage-style illustration of an older pickup truck with its hood raised while an adult works on the engine and a kid attempts the apparently impossible task of aiming a flashlight correctly. The artwork uses \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003emustard yellow, rust orange, brown, muted green, cream, and black\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e for a rugged, old-school mechanic look. Even the truck hood includes the phrase \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cspan\u003e“Built Freak Tough.”\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eHold The Flashlight Hoodie\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e is perfect for mechanics, dads, sons, truck lovers, garage warriors, and anyone who learned profanity while holding a flashlight. Pair it with jeans, work pants, boots, or oil-stained clothes that are somehow still considered clean.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSearching for a \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003efunny mechanic hoodie\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e, vintage truck sweatshirt, garage humor gift, or blue-collar graphic hoodie? You found it.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eLuckless Outfitters gives this hoodie five stars for warmth, nostalgia, and finally letting the flashlight holder tell their side of the story.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(255, 42, 0);\"\u003eUnisex Sizing.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e","brand":"Luckless Outfitters","offers":[{"title":"SM \/ Black","offer_id":67984660594877,"sku":"G185 - Black - Hold The Flashlight Still Dumbass - SM","price":80.0,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"MD \/ Black","offer_id":67984660693181,"sku":"G185 - Black - Hold The Flashlight Still Dumbass - MD","price":80.0,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"LG \/ Black","offer_id":67984660791485,"sku":"G185 - Black - Hold The Flashlight Still Dumbass - LG","price":80.0,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Black","offer_id":67984660889789,"sku":"G185 - Black - Hold The Flashlight Still Dumbass - XL","price":80.0,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Black","offer_id":67984660988093,"sku":"G185 - Black - Hold The Flashlight Still Dumbass - 2XL","price":85.0,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Black","offer_id":67984661086397,"sku":"G185 - Black - Hold The Flashlight Still Dumbass - 3XL","price":85.0,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ Black","offer_id":67984661184701,"sku":"G185 - Black - Hold The Flashlight Still Dumbass - 4XL","price":88.0,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"5XL \/ Black","offer_id":67984661283005,"sku":"G185 - Black - Hold The Flashlight Still Dumbass - 5XL","price":88.0,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1026\/5337\/files\/HoldTheFlashlightHoodie-07.jpg?v=1793733031","url":"https:\/\/www.lucklessclothing.com\/en-ca\/products\/hold-the-flashlight-still-dumbass-hoodie","provider":"Luckless Outfitters","version":"1.0","type":"link"}