{"product_id":"life-is-like-a-penis-snapback","title":"Life Is Like A Penis | Snapback","description":"\u003ch2 class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchorContainer\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(255, 42, 0);\"\u003eLife Is Like A Penis It Won't Be Hard Forever\u003cspan class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchor\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(255, 42, 0);\"\u003e\u003cem\u003eFunny Women's Snapback by Luckless Outfitters\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchorContainer\"\u003eLife is full of valuable lessons. Some come from your parents. Some come from experience. Some come from inspirational books written by people who wake up at 4:30 in the morning for absolutely no reason.\u003cspan class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchor\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAnd some come printed across a snapback that compares the human experience to a penis.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe \u003cstrong\u003eLife Is Like A Penis Snapback\u003c\/strong\u003e from Luckless Outfitters delivers the kind of motivational wisdom nobody asked for but everybody immediately understands. Across the cream front crown, bold black lettering proudly reads:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(255, 42, 0);\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e“life is like a\u003cbr\u003epenis it wont be\u003cbr\u003ehard forever”\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBeautiful.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePut that on a coffee mug and your guidance counselor is probably getting fired.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis funny adult humor snapback features a clean \u003cstrong\u003ecream crown\u003c\/strong\u003e paired with a \u003cstrong\u003ebaby blue suede bill\u003c\/strong\u003e and matching baby blue top button. The soft texture of the suede bill gives the hat a surprisingly premium look considering the inspirational masterpiece printed directly above it. That contrast is exactly what makes it work. From a distance, you look like you're wearing a stylish cream and baby blue snapback. Get a little closer and suddenly you're receiving unsolicited life advice involving male anatomy.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThat's Luckless Outfitters fashion in a nutshell.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe design keeps everything simple with large, highly readable black typography against the light cream background. There are no unnecessary graphics fighting for attention because when your hat says \u003cstrong\u003e“life is like a penis it wont be hard forever,”\u003c\/strong\u003e adding clip art would honestly just be showing off.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe \u003cstrong\u003eLife Is Like A Penis Snapback\u003c\/strong\u003e is perfect for anybody currently going through it. Bad day at work? Wear the hat. Car broke down? Wear the hat. Relationship falling apart? Hat. Bank account looking like somebody stole the numbers out of it? 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