{"product_id":"people-kiss-so-much-ass-koozie","title":"People Kiss So Much Ass Koozie","description":"\u003ch2 data-section-id=\"4hvk9a\" data-start=\"0\" data-end=\"39\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(255, 42, 0);\"\u003ePeople Kiss So Much Ass Koozie\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(255, 42, 0);\"\u003eMen's and Women's Black Drink Wear Koozie by Luckless Outfitters\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"41\" data-end=\"369\"\u003eThe \u003cstrong data-start=\"45\" data-end=\"79\"\u003ePeople Kiss So Much Ass Koozie\u003c\/strong\u003e is for the people who got tired of fake friendships, office politics, social climbing, and pretending to care about people they would never voluntarily invite to a cookout. At Luckless Outfitters, we believe honesty is refreshing. Cold drinks are refreshing too. This koozie delivers both.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"371\" data-end=\"491\"\u003eThis funny \u003cstrong data-start=\"382\" data-end=\"404\"\u003eblack drink koozie\u003c\/strong\u003e features oversized \u003cstrong data-start=\"424\" data-end=\"454\"\u003ewhite distressed lettering\u003c\/strong\u003e printed across the front that reads:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"493\" data-end=\"573\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(255, 42, 0);\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"493\" data-end=\"573\"\u003e\"People Kiss So Much Ass Just To Keep Others Around. Not Me. Fuck All Y'all\"\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"575\" data-end=\"623\"\u003eThat's not just a statement. That's a lifestyle.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"625\" data-end=\"985\"\u003eThe bold white text stands out sharply against the black background, making sure everybody at the lake, campground, tailgate, backyard barbecue, or office Christmas party knows exactly where you stand. The distressed lettering gives the design a rugged, worn-in look that pairs perfectly with sarcasm, independence, and an extremely low tolerance for nonsense.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"987\" data-end=\"1213\"\u003eAt Luckless Outfitters, we've noticed some people spend their entire lives trying to be liked by everyone. They laugh at bad jokes, agree with terrible opinions, and attend events they never wanted to go to in the first place.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1215\" data-end=\"1257\"\u003eThis koozie was not made for those people.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1259\" data-end=\"1353\"\u003eThis koozie was made for the people who value peace over popularity and honesty over approval.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1355\" data-end=\"1582\"\u003eThe premium foam construction helps keep canned beverages colder longer while preventing condensation from turning your hand into a swamp. Because while relationships may be temporary, properly chilled drinks should be forever.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1584\" data-end=\"1828\"\u003eOne of our favorite things about the \u003cstrong data-start=\"1621\" data-end=\"1655\"\u003ePeople Kiss So Much Ass Koozie\u003c\/strong\u003e is that it acts as a built-in personality filter. Some people laugh immediately. Some people nod in agreement. Some people suddenly realize the message might be about them.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1830\" data-end=\"1875\"\u003eAll three reactions are equally entertaining.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1877\" data-end=\"2140\"\u003eThis funny drink koozie pairs perfectly with beer, canned cocktails, hard seltzers, energy drinks, camping trips, fishing weekends, country concerts, truck meets, and every social event where you're only attending because your friend promised there would be food.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2142\" data-end=\"2368\"\u003eThe black colorway gives the design a clean, timeless look while allowing the white text to remain the center of attention. No unnecessary graphics. No distractions. Just a brutally honest message wrapped around your beverage.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2370\" data-end=\"2680\"\u003eThe \u003cstrong data-start=\"2374\" data-end=\"2408\"\u003ePeople Kiss So Much Ass Koozie\u003c\/strong\u003e is a funny drink koozie, black beverage sleeve, adult humor accessory, sarcastic drink holder, country lifestyle koozie, lake life essential, camping accessory, novelty beverage cooler, and perfect gift for anyone who has officially retired from trying to impress people.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2682\" data-end=\"2740\"\u003eBecause some people spend their lives collecting approval.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2742\" data-end=\"2804\" data-is-last-node=\"\" data-is-only-node=\"\"\u003eThe rest of us are just trying to enjoy our drink in peace. 🍻\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Luckless Outfitters","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ Single Koozie","offer_id":46939696726205,"sku":"Koozie - Black - People Kiss So Much Ass - 1 Koozie","price":4.5,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ Three Pack","offer_id":46939696758973,"sku":"Koozie - Black - People Kiss So Much Ass - 3 Koozies","price":12.0,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1026\/5337\/files\/PeopleKissSoMuchAssKoozie-04.jpg?v=1781554583","url":"https:\/\/www.lucklessclothing.com\/en-ca\/products\/people-kiss-so-much-ass-koozie","provider":"Luckless Outfitters","version":"1.0","type":"link"}