{"product_id":"you-cant-make-a-baby-in-the-butt-canvas-patch-snapback","title":"You Can't Make A Baby In The Butt | Canvas Patch Snapback","description":"\u003ch2\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(255, 42, 0);\"\u003eYou Can't Make A Baby In The Butt\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(255, 42, 0);\"\u003eFunny Black Canvas Patch Hat by Luckless Outfitters\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"qMYqUG_convSearchResultHighlightRoot\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"\"\u003e\n\u003csection class=\"text-token-text-primary w-full focus:outline-none has-data-writing-block:pointer-events-none [\u0026amp;:has([data-writing-block])\u0026gt;*]:pointer-events-auto R6Vx5W_threadScrollVars scroll-mb-[calc(var(--scroll-root-safe-area-inset-bottom,0px)+var(--thread-response-height))] scroll-mt-[calc(var(--header-height)+min(200px,max(70px,20svh)))]\" dir=\"auto\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"text-base my-auto mx-auto pb-8 [--thread-content-margin:var(--thread-content-margin-xs,calc(var(--spacing)*4))] @w-sm\/main:[--thread-content-margin:var(--thread-content-margin-sm,calc(var(--spacing)*6))] @w-lg\/main:[--thread-content-margin:var(--thread-content-margin-lg,calc(var(--spacing)*16))] px-(--thread-content-margin)\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"[--thread-content-max-width:40rem] @w-lg\/main:[--thread-content-max-width:48rem] mx-auto max-w-(--thread-content-max-width) flex-1 group\/turn-messages focus-visible:outline-hidden relative flex w-full min-w-0 flex-col agent-turn\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"flex max-w-full flex-col gap-4 grow\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv dir=\"auto\" class=\"min-h-8 text-message relative flex w-full flex-col items-end gap-2 text-start break-words whitespace-normal outline-none keyboard-focused:focus-ring [.text-message+\u0026amp;]:mt-1\" tabindex=\"0\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"flex w-full flex-col gap-1 empty:hidden\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"markdown prose dark:prose-invert wrap-break-word w-full dark markdown-new-styling\"\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchorContainer\"\u003eAt Luckless Outfitters, we believe education is important. Unfortunately, we were never very specific about what kind of education.\u003cspan class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchor\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIntroducing the \u003cstrong\u003eYou Can't Make A Baby In The Butt Canvas Patch Snapback\u003c\/strong\u003e, a black trucker-style snapback delivering one of life's most technically straightforward lessons in a format your high school health teacher probably wasn't allowed to use.  \u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(255, 42, 0);\"\u003eThis design is on the AWESOME Richardson 112 hat that we all know and love!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe hat comes in a clean \u003cstrong\u003eall-black colorway\u003c\/strong\u003e, featuring a black structured front, black curved bill, black mesh back, and matching black stitching. It's simple, versatile, and surprisingly respectable looking for something that has the word \u003cstrong\u003eBUTT\u003c\/strong\u003e prominently displayed on the front.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThat's what we call balance.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eCentered on the crown is a shield-shaped \u003cstrong\u003ewhite canvas patch\u003c\/strong\u003e outlined in black with a bright blue accent border. The design reads:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(255, 42, 0);\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e“YOU CAN'T MAKE A BABY IN THE BUTT”\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe typography is where this ridiculous snapback really shines. “YOU CAN'T MAKE A” and “IN THE BUTT” use strong black lettering, while the oversized word \u003cstrong\u003e“BABY”\u003c\/strong\u003e gets a decorative vintage script treatment. The whole thing looks like an old-school badge representing some highly respected organization.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt is not.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt is a butt joke.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe \u003cstrong\u003eYou Can't Make A Baby In The Butt Canvas Patch Snapback\u003c\/strong\u003e is built on a classic trucker-style silhouette with a structured crown and breathable mesh back. The adjustable snapback closure makes it easy to find a comfortable fit, while the black color keeps the hat wearable with practically anything. Jeans, work clothes, fishing gear, gym clothes, or the outfit you're wearing to the family barbecue where your aunt is about to ask why you're still single.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eJust point at the hat.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis is exactly the kind of \u003cstrong\u003efunny adult humor snapback\u003c\/strong\u003e Luckless Outfitters was put on Earth to make. 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