{"product_id":"12-guage-calories","title":"12 Guage Calories Snapback","description":"\u003cdiv class=\"\"\u003e\n\u003csection class=\"text-token-text-primary w-full focus:outline-none has-data-writing-block:pointer-events-none [\u0026amp;:has([data-writing-block])\u0026gt;*]:pointer-events-auto R6Vx5W_threadScrollVars scroll-mb-[calc(var(--scroll-root-safe-area-inset-bottom,0px)+var(--thread-response-height))] scroll-mt-[calc(var(--header-height)+min(200px,max(70px,20svh)))]\" dir=\"auto\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"text-base my-auto mx-auto pb-8 [--thread-content-margin:var(--thread-content-margin-xs,calc(var(--spacing)*4))] @w-sm\/main:[--thread-content-margin:var(--thread-content-margin-sm,calc(var(--spacing)*6))] @w-lg\/main:[--thread-content-margin:var(--thread-content-margin-lg,calc(var(--spacing)*16))] px-(--thread-content-margin)\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"[--thread-content-max-width:40rem] @w-lg\/main:[--thread-content-max-width:48rem] mx-auto max-w-(--thread-content-max-width) flex-1 group\/turn-messages focus-visible:outline-hidden relative flex w-full min-w-0 flex-col agent-turn\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"flex max-w-full flex-col gap-4 grow\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv dir=\"auto\" class=\"min-h-8 text-message relative flex w-full flex-col items-end gap-2 text-start break-words whitespace-normal outline-none keyboard-focused:focus-ring [.text-message+\u0026amp;]:mt-1\" tabindex=\"0\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"flex w-full flex-col gap-1 empty:hidden\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"markdown prose dark:prose-invert wrap-break-word w-full dark markdown-new-styling\"\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(255, 42, 0);\"\u003e12 Gauge Calories Snapback\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp data-pm-slice=\"1 1 []\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e12 Gauge Calories Snapback\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e is for anyone whose fitness journey has officially wandered off the trail and into the sporting goods aisle. At Luckless Outfitters, we support balanced diets, responsible firearm ownership, and dark jokes that make everyone nearby slowly reconsider sitting next to you.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThis funny adult snapback features a crisp \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003ewhite structured crown\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e paired with a solid \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eblack bill\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e and matching black top button. The classic black and white color combination gives this hat a clean, versatile look that works with jeans, graphic tees, hoodies, workwear, and your finest questionable life choices.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePrinted across the white front panel in large black lowercase lettering is the question, \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(255, 42, 0);\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e“how many calories are in a 12 gauge shotgun shell?”\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(255, 42, 0);\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003eThe simple three-line design keeps the wording bold, readable, and free from unnecessary distractions. There are no elaborate graphics or colorful decorations. The absurd question does all the heavy lifting, which is convenient because cardio was never part of the plan.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWe give the \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e12 Gauge Calories Snapback\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e five out of five rejected nutrition labels. It is perfect for hunting camp, range day, bachelor parties, dive bars, fishing trips, or any gathering where dark humor and poor dietary decisions are encouraged.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThis \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003efunny black and white hat\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e makes an unforgettable gag gift for hunters, gun enthusiasts, outdoorsmen, calorie counters, sarcastic friends, and anyone who believes every object deserves a nutritional information panel. Pair it with your favorite Luckless Outfitters shirt for a casual outfit that says, \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cspan\u003eI read labels, just not warning labels.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eIf you are searching for a \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003efunny hunting hat\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e, \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e12 gauge snapback\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e, \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003egun humor cap\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e, \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eadult novelty hat\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e, \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003edark humor gift\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e, or \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eLuckless Outfitters apparel\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e, this snapback delivers a clean design with a wildly inappropriate punchline. Calories remain unknown. Responsible handling remains mandatory.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-pm-slice=\"1 1 []\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/section\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Luckless Outfitters","offers":[{"title":"Natural \/ Black","offer_id":67742792384701,"sku":"PB274 - Natural \/ Black - 12 Gauge Calories","price":37.63,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1026\/5337\/files\/12GaugeCaloriesHat-05.jpg?v=1791815825","url":"https:\/\/www.lucklessclothing.com\/en-es\/products\/12-guage-calories","provider":"Luckless Outfitters","version":"1.0","type":"link"}