{"product_id":"eat-my-shorts-tee","title":"Eat My Shorts | Tee","description":"\u003cdiv class=\"\"\u003e\n\u003csection class=\"text-token-text-primary w-full focus:outline-none has-data-writing-block:pointer-events-none [\u0026amp;:has([data-writing-block])\u0026gt;*]:pointer-events-auto R6Vx5W_threadScrollVars scroll-mb-[calc(var(--scroll-root-safe-area-inset-bottom,0px)+var(--thread-response-height))] scroll-mt-[calc(var(--header-height)+min(200px,max(70px,20svh)))]\" dir=\"auto\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"text-base my-auto mx-auto pb-10 [--thread-content-margin:var(--thread-content-margin-xs,calc(var(--spacing)*4))] @w-sm\/main:[--thread-content-margin:var(--thread-content-margin-sm,calc(var(--spacing)*6))] @w-lg\/main:[--thread-content-margin:var(--thread-content-margin-lg,calc(var(--spacing)*16))] px-(--thread-content-margin)\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"[--thread-content-max-width:40rem] @w-lg\/main:[--thread-content-max-width:48rem] mx-auto max-w-(--thread-content-max-width) flex-1 group\/turn-messages focus-visible:outline-hidden relative flex w-full min-w-0 flex-col agent-turn\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"flex max-w-full flex-col gap-4 grow\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv dir=\"auto\" class=\"min-h-8 text-message relative flex w-full flex-col items-end gap-2 text-start break-words whitespace-normal outline-none keyboard-focused:focus-ring [.text-message+\u0026amp;]:mt-1\" tabindex=\"0\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"flex w-full flex-col gap-1 empty:hidden\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"markdown prose dark:prose-invert wrap-break-word w-full dark markdown-new-styling\"\u003e\n\u003ch2 class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchorContainer\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(255, 42, 0);\"\u003eEat My Shorts\u003cspan class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchor\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(255, 42, 0);\"\u003e\u003cem\u003eHilarious Unisex Graphic T-Shirt by Luckless Outfitters\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSome insults are complicated, carefully constructed, and designed to destroy a person emotionally. Others get straight to the point and involve an extremely unappetizing piece of clothing. The \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eEat My Shorts Tee\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e from Luckless Outfitters proudly belongs to the second category.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThis funny black graphic T-shirt features a large white distressed portrait of an older man wearing a winter trapper hat with long ear flaps. His unimpressed expression suggests he has heard your opinion, considered it briefly, and decided exactly where you can put it. Bold white lettering beneath the portrait reads, \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(255, 42, 0);\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e“EAT MY SHORTS.”\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e The black and white color combination gives this short-sleeve crewneck tee a gritty vintage appearance with a retro comedy feel.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe high-contrast graphic covers most of the front, making the sarcastic message easy to spot from across the room. The distressed halftone texture adds an old-school look that pairs perfectly with jeans, shorts, sneakers, work clothes, or the irritated facial expression you wear when somebody starts giving advice you never requested.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eEat My Shorts Tee\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e is perfect for men and women who enjoy funny shirts, sarcastic graphic tees, retro humor, rude sayings, novelty clothing, and telling people to mind their own business. Wear it to a bar, backyard cookout, car show, country concert, tailgate, family gathering, casual Friday, or neighborhood event where someone will inevitably ask what your five-year plan is.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSearching for a funny gift for your best friend, dad, boyfriend, husband, coworker, brother, or favorite grumpy troublemaker? This hilarious black T-shirt makes an unforgettable birthday gift, Christmas present, Father’s Day gift, gag gift, or white elephant surprise.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAt Luckless Outfitters, we believe some people deserve a thoughtful response. Others can enjoy a serving of your finest denim. 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