{"product_id":"slobberknockers-snapback","title":"Slobberknockers Snapback","description":"\u003cdiv class=\"\"\u003e\n\u003csection class=\"text-token-text-primary w-full focus:outline-none has-data-writing-block:pointer-events-none [\u0026amp;:has([data-writing-block])\u0026gt;*]:pointer-events-auto R6Vx5W_threadScrollVars scroll-mb-[calc(var(--scroll-root-safe-area-inset-bottom,0px)+var(--thread-response-height))] scroll-mt-[calc(var(--header-height)+min(200px,max(70px,20svh)))]\" dir=\"auto\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"text-base my-auto mx-auto pb-8 [--thread-content-margin:var(--thread-content-margin-xs,calc(var(--spacing)*4))] @w-sm\/main:[--thread-content-margin:var(--thread-content-margin-sm,calc(var(--spacing)*6))] @w-lg\/main:[--thread-content-margin:var(--thread-content-margin-lg,calc(var(--spacing)*16))] px-(--thread-content-margin)\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"[--thread-content-max-width:40rem] @w-lg\/main:[--thread-content-max-width:48rem] mx-auto max-w-(--thread-content-max-width) flex-1 group\/turn-messages focus-visible:outline-hidden relative flex w-full min-w-0 flex-col agent-turn\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"flex max-w-full flex-col gap-4 grow\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv dir=\"auto\" class=\"min-h-8 text-message relative flex w-full flex-col items-end gap-2 text-start break-words whitespace-normal outline-none keyboard-focused:focus-ring [.text-message+\u0026amp;]:mt-1\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"flex w-full flex-col gap-1 empty:hidden\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"markdown prose dark:prose-invert wrap-break-word w-full dark markdown-new-styling\"\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(255, 42, 0);\"\u003eSlobberknockers Snapback\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAt Luckless Outfitters, we believe people should stop objectifying women and start appreciating hilarious hats that objectify absolutely nothing in a very loud and suspiciously specific way. The \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSlobberknockers Snapback\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e is our tasteful contribution to modern fashion, responsible conversation, and getting kicked out of respectable establishments.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThis funny two-tone snapback features a crisp white structured crown with a vivid royal blue curved bill and matching blue top button. Bold black lettering fills the front panels with the message, \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(255, 42, 0);\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cem\u003e“stop sexualizing giant jiggly slobberknocker milk truck tits.”\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e It is a mature and thoughtful statement presented with all the grace of a shopping cart crashing into a liquor display.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe white, blue, and black color combination gives this adult novelty cap a clean, classic appearance. The large text is easy to read, which is helpful because the person staring at your hat will probably need several seconds to process the entire sentence. No complicated artwork is necessary when the wording arrives like a steel chair to the brain.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSlobberknockers Snapback\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e is perfect for bars, concerts, festivals, tailgates, bachelor parties, lake weekends, and family gatherings that have been peaceful for far too long. Pair this funny blue and white hat with a graphic tee, tank top, hoodie, jeans, or your finest collection of poor decisions.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSearching for a \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003efunny adult snapback\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e, vulgar statement hat, inappropriate novelty cap, blue and white trucker-style hat, hilarious gag gift, or edgy Luckless Outfitters apparel? This masterpiece belongs at the top of the list.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eGive the \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSlobberknockers Snapback\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e to your funniest friend, your least supervised coworker, or yourself. We give it five stars for readability, versatility, and proving that the English language still has unexplored territory.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/section\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Luckless Outfitters","offers":[{"title":"Royal","offer_id":48471988666557,"sku":"PB274 - Natural \/ Royal - Slobberknockers","price":37.98,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1026\/5337\/files\/SlobberknockersHat-02.jpg?v=1789758772","url":"https:\/\/www.lucklessclothing.com\/en-es\/products\/slobberknockers-snapback","provider":"Luckless Outfitters","version":"1.0","type":"link"}