{"product_id":"choosing-texas-tee","title":"He's From Texas Tee","description":"\u003cdiv class=\"\"\u003e\n\u003csection class=\"text-token-text-primary w-full focus:outline-none has-data-writing-block:pointer-events-none [\u0026amp;:has([data-writing-block])\u0026gt;*]:pointer-events-auto R6Vx5W_threadScrollVars scroll-mb-[calc(var(--scroll-root-safe-area-inset-bottom,0px)+var(--thread-response-height))] scroll-mt-[calc(var(--header-height)+min(200px,max(70px,20svh)))]\" dir=\"auto\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"text-base my-auto mx-auto pb-10 [--thread-content-margin:var(--thread-content-margin-xs,calc(var(--spacing)*4))] @w-sm\/main:[--thread-content-margin:var(--thread-content-margin-sm,calc(var(--spacing)*6))] @w-lg\/main:[--thread-content-margin:var(--thread-content-margin-lg,calc(var(--spacing)*16))] px-(--thread-content-margin)\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"[--thread-content-max-width:40rem] @w-lg\/main:[--thread-content-max-width:48rem] mx-auto max-w-(--thread-content-max-width) flex-1 group\/turn-messages focus-visible:outline-hidden relative flex w-full min-w-0 flex-col agent-turn\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"flex max-w-full flex-col gap-4 grow\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv dir=\"auto\" class=\"min-h-8 text-message relative flex w-full flex-col items-end gap-2 text-start break-words whitespace-normal outline-none keyboard-focused:focus-ring [.text-message+\u0026amp;]:mt-1\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"flex w-full flex-col gap-1 empty:hidden\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"markdown prose dark:prose-invert wrap-break-word w-full dark markdown-new-styling\"\u003e\n\u003ch2 class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchorContainer\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(255, 42, 0);\"\u003eHe's From Texas Tee\u003cspan class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchor\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp data-pm-slice=\"1 1 []\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eHe's From Texas Tee\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e from Luckless Outfitters answers the timeless question, “How can I combine Ella Langley and Halloween terror to make all of my neighbors really think I've lost my damn mind?” The answer is apparently a black graphic T-shirt and one deeply concerning road trip through rural Texas.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThis bold \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eblack horror graphic tee\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e features a large back design packed with distressed red, orange, cream, brown, and black details. The artwork showcases a masked chainsaw-wielding killer standing beneath a blood-red Texas sunset. A country windmill, wooden fence, barbed wire, longhorn skull, and sinister jack-o-lantern complete the creepy southern scene.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAcross the bottom, oversized vintage lettering reads, \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(255, 42, 0);\"\u003e\u003cem\u003e“He’s from Texas I can tell.”\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e The word \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"\u003e\u003cem\u003e“TEXAS”\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e appears in large distressed red block letters, while the surrounding cream script adds a retro western finish. It is equal parts country apparel, horror merchandise, and a warning that the individual wearing this is truly f*cked in the head.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAt Luckless Outfitters, we believe Halloween shirts should look good enough to wear all year. The \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eHe's From Texas Tee\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e is perfect for haunted attractions, horror conventions, fall festivals, bonfires, concerts, Halloween parties, or casual errands where you would prefer nobody ask for help loading furniture.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe black short-sleeve T-shirt creates a dark backdrop that makes the red and cream artwork pop. Its oversized back graphic delivers maximum visual impact while keeping the front understated and easy to style with jeans, boots, flannel, or your cleanest pair of suspiciously stained coveralls.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSearching for a \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eTexas horror shirt\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e, \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eHalloween graphic tee\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e, \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003echainsaw killer T-shirt\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e, or unique southern gothic apparel? The \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eHe's From Texas Tee\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e brings country grit, slasher movie attitude, and unmistakable Luckless Outfitters humor together in one killer design. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eChoose Texas carefully, because sometimes the local welcoming committee arrives with a chainsaw and smooth vocals.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/section\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(255, 42, 0);\"\u003eUNISEX FIT.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e","brand":"Luckless Outfitters","offers":[{"title":"SM \/ Black","offer_id":67610902397117,"sku":"N6210 - Black - Choosing Texas - SM","price":29.39,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"MD \/ Black","offer_id":67610902429885,"sku":"N6210 - Black - Choosing Texas - MD","price":29.39,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"LG \/ Black","offer_id":67610902462653,"sku":"N6210 - Black - Choosing Texas - LG","price":29.39,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Black","offer_id":67610902495421,"sku":"N6210 - Black - Choosing Texas - XL","price":29.39,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Black","offer_id":67610902528189,"sku":"N6210 - Black - Choosing Texas - 2XL","price":31.74,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Black","offer_id":67610902560957,"sku":"N6210 - Black - Choosing Texas - 3XL","price":31.74,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ Black","offer_id":67610902593725,"sku":"N6210 - Black - Choosing Texas - 4XL","price":34.09,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"5XL \/ Black","offer_id":67610902626493,"sku":"N6210 - Black - Choosing Texas - 5XL","price":34.09,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1026\/5337\/files\/ChoosingTexasTee-07.jpg?v=1790783886","url":"https:\/\/www.lucklessclothing.com\/es-es\/products\/choosing-texas-tee","provider":"Luckless Outfitters","version":"1.0","type":"link"}