{"product_id":"higher-than-giraffe-pussy-tee","title":"Higher Than Giraffe Pussy | Tee","description":"\u003ch2 data-section-id=\"ghrcme\" data-start=\"0\" data-end=\"38\" class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchorContainer\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(255, 42, 0);\"\u003eHigher Than Giraffe Pussy\u003cspan aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchor\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(255, 42, 0);\"\u003eFunny Men's and Women's Graphic T-Shirt by Luckless Outfitters\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"40\" data-end=\"413\"\u003eIf your sense of humor is a little inappropriate and your personality is somehow even worse, congratulations. You just found your new favorite shirt. The \u003cstrong data-start=\"194\" data-end=\"227\"\u003eHigher Than Giraffe Pussy Tee\u003c\/strong\u003e is classic Luckless Outfitters humor wrapped into one ridiculously clean graphic tee that lets everyone know you're probably the funniest person at the bonfire, or at least the loudest.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"415\" data-end=\"563\"\u003eThis hilarious \u003cstrong data-start=\"430\" data-end=\"455\"\u003eblack graphic T-shirt\u003c\/strong\u003e features a clean \u003cstrong data-start=\"473\" data-end=\"500\"\u003ewhite rectangular badge\u003c\/strong\u003e across the chest with bold black lettering that proudly reads:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"565\" data-end=\"596\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"565\" data-end=\"596\"\u003e\"HIGHER THAN GIRAFFE PUSSY\"\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"598\" data-end=\"826\"\u003eAs if that wasn't enough, the design also includes a cartoon \u003cstrong data-start=\"659\" data-end=\"677\"\u003eyellow giraffe\u003c\/strong\u003e with black spots, droopy eyes, and its tongue hanging out. 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