{"product_id":"hot-dog-powered-fuck-machine-decal","title":"Hot Dog Powered Fuck Machine | Decal","description":"\u003ch2 class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchorContainer\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(255, 42, 0);\"\u003eHot Dog Powered Fuck Machine Decal\u003cspan class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchor\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(255, 42, 0);\"\u003e\u003cem\u003eFunny Vinyl Decal by Luckless Outfitters\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThere are bumper stickers that tell people you love your dog. There are decals that show off your favorite hobby. 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Just six words that immediately tell everyone behind you that you're fueled by processed meat and wildly undeserved confidence.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThat's the Luckless Outfitters way.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe \u003cstrong\u003eHot Dog Powered Fuck Machine Decal\u003c\/strong\u003e is available in \u003cstrong\u003e6-inch wide and 12-inch wide sizes\u003c\/strong\u003e, giving you two different levels of public embarrassment. The 6-inch version is perfect when you want something noticeable without making it your entire personality. The 12-inch version is for people who have already accepted that this absolutely is their personality.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThrow the smaller \u003cstrong\u003e6-inch vinyl decal\u003c\/strong\u003e on a cooler, toolbox, tumbler, laptop case, shop cabinet, or other suitable smooth surface. Go with the \u003cstrong\u003e12-inch decal\u003c\/strong\u003e when your truck window needs to communicate important information to traffic three vehicles behind you.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis funny adult decal is basically made for trucks, Jeeps, SUVs, garage refrigerators, shop equipment, coolers, and anywhere else that could benefit from a completely unnecessary declaration about hot dogs and sexual confidence.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAnd yes, the wording is ridiculous.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThat's the point.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAt Luckless Outfitters, we've never understood why your vehicle needs another decal featuring mountains, pine trees, or an inspirational quote about adventure. Sometimes the world doesn't need inspiration. 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