{"product_id":"i-dont-have-daddy-issues-koozie","title":"I Don't Have Daddy Issues Koozie","description":"\u003ch2 data-section-id=\"ob7xsi\" data-start=\"0\" data-end=\"41\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(255, 42, 0);\"\u003eI Don't Have Daddy Issues\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(255, 42, 0);\"\u003e\u003cem\u003eFunny Women's and Girls Beverage Koozie by Luckless Outfitters\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"43\" data-end=\"337\"\u003eThe \u003cstrong data-start=\"47\" data-end=\"83\"\u003eI Don't Have Daddy Issues Koozie\u003c\/strong\u003e is for the women who are tired of people playing armchair psychologist every time they make a questionable decision. At Luckless Outfitters, we believe if you're going to enjoy a cold beverage, you might as well clear up a few rumors while you're at it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"339\" data-end=\"454\"\u003eThis funny \u003cstrong data-start=\"350\" data-end=\"372\"\u003eblack drink koozie\u003c\/strong\u003e features bold \u003cstrong data-start=\"387\" data-end=\"417\"\u003ewhite distressed lettering\u003c\/strong\u003e printed across the front that reads:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"456\" data-end=\"513\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(255, 42, 0);\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"456\" data-end=\"513\"\u003e\"I Don't Have Daddy Issues. Momma Made Me Like This.\"\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"515\" data-end=\"556\"\u003eSimple. Direct. Surprisingly educational.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"558\" data-end=\"804\"\u003eThe black background creates the perfect contrast for the oversized white text, making the message easy to read from across the boat, across the bonfire, or across the family reunion where somebody just asked a question they shouldn't have asked.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"806\" data-end=\"1018\"\u003eAt Luckless Outfitters, we know a good koozie does more than keep your drink cold. It becomes part of your personality. This one tells people exactly what they're dealing with before the conversation even starts.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1020\" data-end=\"1289\"\u003eThe distressed lettering gives the design a rugged, worn-in look that fits perfectly with country concerts, girls' trips, lake weekends, tailgates, beach vacations, backyard parties, and every gathering where somebody is holding a beverage and making poor life choices.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1291\" data-end=\"1553\"\u003eOne of our favorite things about the \u003cstrong data-start=\"1328\" data-end=\"1364\"\u003eI Don't Have Daddy Issues Koozie\u003c\/strong\u003e is how often it starts conversations. Friends laugh. Strangers laugh. Moms laugh. Occasionally someone's mom laughs a little too hard and suddenly the entire family starts connecting dots.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1555\" data-end=\"1750\"\u003eThe black foam construction helps keep canned drinks cold while protecting your hands from condensation. Because while emotional stability may vary, beverage temperature should remain consistent.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1752\" data-end=\"1956\"\u003eThis funny drink koozie pairs perfectly with canned cocktails, beer, seltzers, energy drinks, questionable texts, country music playlists, and stories that begin with, \"This probably wasn't my best idea.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1958\" data-end=\"2062\"\u003eAt Luckless Outfitters, we believe honesty is refreshing. So are cold drinks. This koozie delivers both.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2064\" data-end=\"2369\"\u003eThe \u003cstrong data-start=\"2068\" data-end=\"2104\"\u003eI Don't Have Daddy Issues Koozie\u003c\/strong\u003e is a funny drink koozie, black beverage sleeve, adult humor accessory, country lifestyle drink holder, lake life koozie, party favor, girls' trip gift, sarcastic novelty drink cooler, and perfect gift for anyone who knows exactly where their personality came from.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2371\" data-end=\"2421\"\u003eBecause sometimes people assume it's daddy issues.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2423\" data-end=\"2467\" data-is-last-node=\"\" data-is-only-node=\"\"\u003eAnd sometimes momma deserves all the credit.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Luckless Outfitters","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ Single Koozie","offer_id":46939308163261,"sku":"Koozie - Black - I Don't Have Daddy Issues - 1 Koozie","price":2.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ Three Pack","offer_id":46939308196029,"sku":"Koozie - Black - I Don't Have Daddy Issues - 3 Koozies","price":7.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1026\/5337\/files\/IDontHaveDaddyIssuesMommaMadeMeLikeThisKoozie-04.jpg?v=1781548417","url":"https:\/\/www.lucklessclothing.com\/products\/i-dont-have-daddy-issues-koozie","provider":"Luckless Outfitters","version":"1.0","type":"link"}