{"product_id":"i-want-to-cry-but-i-have-shit-to-do-tee","title":"I Want To Cry But I Have Shit To Do Tee","description":"\u003ch2 data-section-id=\"1sl72fs\" data-start=\"0\" data-end=\"48\" class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchorContainer\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(255, 42, 0);\"\u003eI Want To Cry But I Have Shit To Do Tee\u003cspan aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchor\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(255, 42, 0);\"\u003e\u003cem\u003eTragically Real Funny Women's Tee by Luckless Outfitters\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"50\" data-end=\"355\"\u003eThe \u003cstrong data-start=\"54\" data-end=\"97\"\u003eI Want To Cry But I Have Shit To Do Tee\u003c\/strong\u003e is for every woman who's holding it together with caffeine, dry shampoo, sarcasm, and a calendar that's booked solid until next Tuesday. At Luckless Outfitters, we believe adulthood can be summed up in one sentence. This shirt just happens to be wearing it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"357\" data-end=\"593\"\u003eAvailable in two gorgeous \u003cstrong data-start=\"383\" data-end=\"417\"\u003eComfort Colors graphic t-shirt\u003c\/strong\u003e options, this design comes in a soft \u003cstrong data-start=\"455\" data-end=\"474\"\u003ePeriwinkle Blue\u003c\/strong\u003e and a beautiful \u003cstrong data-start=\"491\" data-end=\"508\"\u003eOrchid Purple\u003c\/strong\u003e. Both colors feature subtle \u003cstrong data-start=\"537\" data-end=\"564\"\u003etone on tone embroidery\u003c\/strong\u003e across the chest that reads:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"595\" data-end=\"636\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(255, 42, 0);\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"595\" data-end=\"636\"\u003e\"i want to cry but i have sh*t to do\"\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"638\" data-end=\"811\"\u003eThe embroidered lettering gives this tee a clean, elevated look that almost appears understated until someone gets close enough to read it. Then the laughter usually starts.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"813\" data-end=\"1100\"\u003eAt Luckless Outfitters, we know there are days when you're emotionally exhausted but your to do list couldn't care less. Laundry still needs folding. Emails still need answering. Kids still need feeding. Bills still need paying. Somehow you're expected to keep smiling through all of it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1102\" data-end=\"1131\"\u003eThis shirt is for those days.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1133\" data-end=\"1384\"\u003eThe minimalist embroidery creates a premium boutique feel while delivering one of the most relatable messages we've ever stitched into a shirt. No oversized graphics. No loud artwork. Just quiet emotional honesty wrapped inside incredibly soft cotton.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1386\" data-end=\"1604\"\u003eThe \u003cstrong data-start=\"1390\" data-end=\"1413\"\u003ePeriwinkle Blue Tee\u003c\/strong\u003e offers a calming pastel color that says, \"I've accepted my fate.\" The \u003cstrong data-start=\"1484\" data-end=\"1505\"\u003eOrchid Purple Tee\u003c\/strong\u003e brings a playful feminine vibe that perfectly balances emotional exhaustion with impeccable style.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1606\" data-end=\"1748\"\u003eOne of our favorite things about the \u003cstrong data-start=\"1643\" data-end=\"1686\"\u003eI Want To Cry But I Have Shit To Do Tee\u003c\/strong\u003e is how many people stop and say, \"That is literally my life.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1750\" data-end=\"1758\"\u003eExactly.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1760\" data-end=\"1949\"\u003eWhether you're a mom, a business owner, a nurse, a teacher, a student, or simply an adult trying to survive modern life, this shirt understands your schedule better than your calendar does.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1951\" data-end=\"2195\"\u003eThe relaxed Comfort Colors fit makes it perfect for everyday wear. Pair it with leggings, denim shorts, blue jeans, sneakers, boots, messy buns, oversized sunglasses, and whatever emotional support beverage is getting you through the afternoon.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2197\" data-end=\"2442\"\u003eThe embroidered design also makes this tee versatile enough for errands, coffee runs, school pickup, girls' trips, brunch, weekend shopping, and those days when you're one minor inconvenience away from starting a podcast about stress management.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2444\" data-end=\"2823\"\u003eThe \u003cstrong data-start=\"2448\" data-end=\"2491\"\u003eI Want To Cry But I Have Shit To Do Tee\u003c\/strong\u003e is a funny embroidered t-shirt, Comfort Colors tee, women's graphic shirt, sarcastic apparel, motherhood humor shirt, boutique embroidered tee, relatable women's clothing, casual everyday t-shirt, and the perfect gift for busy moms, hardworking women, and anyone whose emotional breakdown has been rescheduled until further notice.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2825\" data-end=\"2853\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(255, 128, 0);\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eBecause crying is important.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2855\" data-end=\"2908\" data-is-last-node=\"\" data-is-only-node=\"\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(255, 128, 0);\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eBut apparently so is everything else on today's list.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e6.1-ounce, 100% US ring spun cotton\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSoft-washed, garment-dyed fabric\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eTop-stitched, classic width rib collar\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eTwill-taped neck and shoulders\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eTwill label\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eRelaxed fit, seamless body\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDouble-needle collar and bottom hems\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Luckless Outfitters","offers":[{"title":"Neon Violet \/ SM","offer_id":47005844701373,"sku":"CC1717 - Neon Violet - I Want To Cry - SM","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Neon Violet \/ MD","offer_id":47005887955133,"sku":"CC1717 - Neon Violet - I Want To Cry - MD","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Neon Violet \/ LG","offer_id":47005887987901,"sku":"CC1717 - Neon Violet - I Want To Cry - LG","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Neon Violet \/ XL","offer_id":47005888020669,"sku":"CC1717 - Neon Violet - I Want To Cry - XL","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Neon Violet \/ 2XL","offer_id":47005888053437,"sku":"CC1717 - Neon Violet - I Want To Cry - 2XL","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Neon Violet \/ 3XL","offer_id":47005888086205,"sku":"CC1717 - Neon Violet - I Want To Cry - 3XL","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Blue \/ SM","offer_id":47005887103165,"sku":"CC1717 - Sapphire - I Want To Cry - SM","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Blue \/ MD","offer_id":47005888118973,"sku":"CC1717 - Sapphire - I Want To Cry - MD","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Blue \/ LG","offer_id":47005888151741,"sku":"CC1717 - Sapphire - I Want To Cry - LG","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Blue \/ XL","offer_id":47005888184509,"sku":"CC1717 - Sapphire - I Want To Cry - XL","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Blue \/ 2XL","offer_id":47005888217277,"sku":"CC1717 - Sapphire - I Want To Cry - 2XL","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Blue \/ 3XL","offer_id":47005888250045,"sku":"CC1717 - Sapphire - I Want To Cry - 3XL","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1026\/5337\/files\/IWantToCryTee-02.jpg?v=1782400157","url":"https:\/\/www.lucklessclothing.com\/products\/i-want-to-cry-but-i-have-shit-to-do-tee","provider":"Luckless Outfitters","version":"1.0","type":"link"}