{"product_id":"if-i-were-a-bird-snapback","title":"If I Were A Bird | Snapback","description":"\u003cdiv class=\"qMYqUG_convSearchResultHighlightRoot\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"\"\u003e\n\u003csection dir=\"auto\" class=\"text-token-text-primary w-full focus:outline-none has-data-writing-block:pointer-events-none [\u0026amp;:has([data-writing-block])\u0026gt;*]:pointer-events-auto R6Vx5W_threadScrollVars scroll-mb-[calc(var(--scroll-root-safe-area-inset-bottom,0px)+var(--thread-response-height))] scroll-mt-[calc(var(--header-height)+min(200px,max(70px,20svh)))]\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"text-base my-auto mx-auto pb-10 [--thread-content-margin:var(--thread-content-margin-xs,calc(var(--spacing)*4))] @w-sm\/main:[--thread-content-margin:var(--thread-content-margin-sm,calc(var(--spacing)*6))] @w-lg\/main:[--thread-content-margin:var(--thread-content-margin-lg,calc(var(--spacing)*16))] px-(--thread-content-margin)\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"[--thread-content-max-width:40rem] @w-lg\/main:[--thread-content-max-width:48rem] mx-auto max-w-(--thread-content-max-width) flex-1 group\/turn-messages focus-visible:outline-hidden relative flex w-full min-w-0 flex-col agent-turn\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"flex max-w-full flex-col gap-4 grow\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"min-h-8 text-message relative flex w-full flex-col items-end gap-2 text-start break-words whitespace-normal outline-none keyboard-focused:focus-ring [.text-message+\u0026amp;]:mt-1\" dir=\"auto\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"flex w-full flex-col gap-1 empty:hidden\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"markdown prose dark:prose-invert wrap-break-word w-full dark markdown-new-styling\"\u003e\n\u003ch2 class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchorContainer\"\u003e\n\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(255, 42, 0);\"\u003eIf I Were A Bird\u003cspan class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchor\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(255, 42, 0);\"\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(255, 42, 0);\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eBirds can fly anywhere they want, sing loudly before sunrise, steal food, and poop on people without facing legal consequences. Honestly, they are living the dream. The \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eIf I Were A Bird Snapback\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e from Luckless Outfitters celebrates that freedom and the one person you would immediately fly over.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThis funny trucker hat features a cream-colored front panel paired with a dark teal green curved bill, matching teal top button, and coordinating mesh back. Bold black lettering across the front reads, \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e“If I were a bird, I’d know exactly who I’d shit on.”\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e The cream, teal green, and black color combination gives this adult humor snapback a clean vintage appearance, even though the message is anything but polite.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe structured front panel keeps the hilarious graphic saying visible, allowing potential targets to wonder whether they made the list. Its breathable mesh back helps keep your head cool while you mentally rank coworkers, relatives, exes, and strangers who leave shopping carts loose in parking lots. An adjustable snapback closure offers a comfortable fit for a variety of head sizes and levels of resentment.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eIf I Were A Bird Snapback\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e is perfect for men and women who enjoy funny hats, sarcastic accessories, offensive clothing, vulgar jokes, and imagining harmless aerial revenge. Wear it to a country concert, bar, backyard cookout, tailgate, family reunion, or work function where naming names would be considered unprofessional.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSearching for a funny gift for your best friend, coworker, girlfriend, boyfriend, sibling, or favorite grudge holder? This hilarious novelty hat makes an unforgettable birthday gift, Christmas present, gag gift, breakup gift, or white elephant exchange surprise.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAt Luckless Outfitters, we cannot give you wings, but we can help you issue a fair warning. 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