{"product_id":"im-not-just-a-wife-im-also-a-bitch-koozie","title":"I'm Not Just A Wife I'm Also A Bitch Koozie","description":"\u003ch2 data-section-id=\"14t63h0\" data-start=\"0\" data-end=\"52\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(255, 42, 0);\"\u003eI'm Not Just A Wife I'm Also A Bitch Koozie\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(255, 42, 0);\"\u003e\u003cem\u003eFunny Women's Black Drink Wear Koozie by Luckless Outfitters\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"54\" data-end=\"374\"\u003eThe \u003cstrong data-start=\"58\" data-end=\"105\"\u003eI'm Not Just A Wife I'm Also A Bitch Koozie\u003c\/strong\u003e is for the women who have mastered the delicate balance of being loving, supportive, caring, and absolutely not the one to test today. At Luckless Outfitters, we believe honesty is important. This koozie might be the most honest relationship accessory we've ever made.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"376\" data-end=\"491\"\u003eThis funny \u003cstrong data-start=\"387\" data-end=\"409\"\u003eblack drink koozie\u003c\/strong\u003e features bold \u003cstrong data-start=\"424\" data-end=\"454\"\u003ewhite distressed lettering\u003c\/strong\u003e printed across the front that reads:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"493\" data-end=\"535\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(255, 42, 0);\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"493\" data-end=\"535\"\u003e\"I'm Not Just A Wife I'm Also A B*tch\"\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"537\" data-end=\"563\"\u003eSimple. Direct. Efficient.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"565\" data-end=\"848\"\u003eThe black background creates a clean high-contrast look that makes the white lettering impossible to miss. Whether you're holding a canned cocktail, beer, hard seltzer, soda, or the emotional support beverage getting you through a family function, the message remains loud and clear.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"850\" data-end=\"1010\"\u003eAt Luckless Outfitters, we know marriage is built on communication. This koozie handles a lot of that communication for you before the conversation even starts.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1012\" data-end=\"1289\"\u003eThe distressed font style gives the design a rugged, worn-in look that pairs perfectly with girls' nights, lake weekends, backyard cookouts, country concerts, beach vacations, camping trips, tailgates, and every event where somebody says, \"I wonder what she's really thinking.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1291\" data-end=\"1305\"\u003eSpoiler alert.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1307\" data-end=\"1349\"\u003eIt's probably printed right on the koozie.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1351\" data-end=\"1615\"\u003eOne of our favorite things about the \u003cstrong data-start=\"1388\" data-end=\"1435\"\u003eI'm Not Just A Wife I'm Also A Bitch Koozie\u003c\/strong\u003e is how universally relatable it is. Wives laugh. Husbands laugh. Friends laugh. In some cases, husbands laugh a little too hard and suddenly find themselves sleeping on the couch.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1617\" data-end=\"1784\"\u003eThe premium foam construction helps keep beverages cold while reducing condensation. Because while patience may run out occasionally, your drink temperature shouldn't.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1786\" data-end=\"2008\"\u003eThis funny drink koozie pairs perfectly with graphic tees, leggings, messy buns, oversized sunglasses, group chats, girls' trips, and the confidence that comes from no longer pretending to be sweet twenty-four hours a day.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2010\" data-end=\"2222\"\u003eAt Luckless Outfitters, we believe people should embrace who they are. Some people are sunshine. Some people are thunderstorms. Most people are a little of both. This koozie celebrates that beautiful combination.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2224\" data-end=\"2556\"\u003eThe \u003cstrong data-start=\"2228\" data-end=\"2275\"\u003eI'm Not Just A Wife I'm Also A Bitch Koozie\u003c\/strong\u003e is a funny drink koozie, black beverage sleeve, wife gift, marriage humor accessory, adult humor drink holder, country lifestyle koozie, girls' weekend essential, novelty drink cooler, and perfect gift for wives with strong personalities and absolutely no interest in hiding them.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2558\" data-end=\"2605\"\u003eBecause being a wife is only part of the story.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2607\" data-end=\"2639\" data-is-last-node=\"\" data-is-only-node=\"\"\u003eThis koozie handles the rest. 🍻\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Luckless Outfitters","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ Single Koozie","offer_id":46939627454653,"sku":"Koozie - Black - I'm Not Just A Wife I'm Also A Bitch - 1 Koozie","price":2.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ Three Pack","offer_id":46939627487421,"sku":"Koozie - Black - I'm Not Just A Wife I'm Also A Bitch - 3 Koozies","price":7.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1026\/5337\/files\/I_mNotJustAWifeI_mAlsoABitchKoozie-04.jpg?v=1781553223","url":"https:\/\/www.lucklessclothing.com\/products\/im-not-just-a-wife-im-also-a-bitch-koozie","provider":"Luckless Outfitters","version":"1.0","type":"link"}