{"product_id":"mount-and-dew-me-koozie","title":"Mount And Dew Me | Koozie","description":"\u003ch2 data-section-id=\"1llq1ix\" data-start=\"0\" data-end=\"32\" class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchorContainer\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(255, 42, 0);\"\u003eMount And Dew Me Koozie\u003cspan aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchor\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(255, 42, 0);\"\u003e\u003cem\u003eMen's and Women's Drink Koozies by Luckless Outfitters\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"34\" data-end=\"84\"\u003eSome people bring expensive tumblers to the party.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"86\" data-end=\"191\"\u003eSome people show up with handcrafted cocktails that require six ingredients and a tiny sprig of rosemary.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"193\" data-end=\"219\"\u003eThen there are our people.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"221\" data-end=\"398\"\u003eThey show up with an ice cold drink, a cooler full of questionable decisions, and the \u003cstrong data-start=\"307\" data-end=\"334\"\u003eMount And Dew Me Koozie\u003c\/strong\u003e wrapped around their beverage like it was destined to be there.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"400\" data-end=\"587\"\u003eAt Luckless Outfitters, we believe your drink should stay cold and your sense of humor should stay completely inappropriate. That's exactly why we created the \u003cstrong data-start=\"559\" data-end=\"586\"\u003eMount And Dew Me Koozie\u003c\/strong\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"589\" data-end=\"995\"\u003eAvailable in a bold \u003cstrong data-start=\"609\" data-end=\"618\"\u003eblack\u003c\/strong\u003e version with vibrant \u003cstrong data-start=\"640\" data-end=\"669\"\u003egreen and white lettering\u003c\/strong\u003e or an eye catching \u003cstrong data-start=\"689\" data-end=\"703\"\u003eneon green\u003c\/strong\u003e version with crisp \u003cstrong data-start=\"723\" data-end=\"752\"\u003ewhite and black lettering\u003c\/strong\u003e, this funny foam drink sleeve is impossible to ignore. The playful typography spells out \u003cstrong data-start=\"842\" data-end=\"864\"\u003e\"Mount And Dew Me\"\u003c\/strong\u003e, putting a hilarious spin on a phrase everyone instantly understands. If somebody doesn't laugh, they probably need another drink.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"997\" data-end=\"1304\"\u003eThis premium \u003cstrong data-start=\"1010\" data-end=\"1034\"\u003efoam beverage koozie\u003c\/strong\u003e keeps your favorite canned drink colder for longer while protecting your hands from condensation. Whether you're holding a soda, sparkling water, beer, hard seltzer, or whatever questionable beverage your cousin brought in an unmarked cooler, this koozie has your back.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1306\" data-end=\"1582\"\u003eThe design is clean, bold, and easy to read from across the campsite, tailgate, bonfire, beach, boat, backyard barbecue, or campground. The oversized lettering pops against both color options, making it the perfect conversation starter before you've even taken your first sip.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1584\" data-end=\"1894\"\u003eThe \u003cstrong data-start=\"1588\" data-end=\"1621\"\u003eblack Mount And Dew Me Koozie\u003c\/strong\u003e delivers a sleek look with bright green lettering that really stands out. The \u003cstrong data-start=\"1700\" data-end=\"1738\"\u003eneon green Mount And Dew Me Koozie\u003c\/strong\u003e is for the people who believe subtlety is wildly overrated. Either way, everyone will know exactly which drink belongs to the funniest person in the group.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1896\" data-end=\"2197\"\u003eThis funny drink koozie also makes an incredible gift for birthdays, bachelor parties, bachelorette weekends, camping trips, lake days, river floats, tailgating events, holiday parties, and white elephant gift exchanges. It is the kind of gift that gets opened, laughed at, and immediately put to use.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2199\" data-end=\"2560\"\u003eLike every product we create at Luckless Outfitters, the \u003cstrong data-start=\"2256\" data-end=\"2283\"\u003eMount And Dew Me Koozie\u003c\/strong\u003e was designed for people who appreciate sarcasm, country humor, bold jokes, and apparel and accessories that refuse to blend into the crowd. Life is too short for boring drink holders. If your beverage is going to follow you around all day, it might as well have a personality.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2562\" data-end=\"2867\"\u003eIf you are searching for a funny beer koozie, novelty can cooler, humorous drink sleeve, country lifestyle accessories, camping gifts, tailgate essentials, lake day accessories, gag gifts, party favors, or unique drink accessories, the \u003cstrong data-start=\"2798\" data-end=\"2825\"\u003eMount And Dew Me Koozie\u003c\/strong\u003e deserves a permanent spot in your cooler.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2869\" data-end=\"2893\"\u003eJust remember one thing.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2895\" data-end=\"2929\"\u003eThis koozie keeps your drink cold.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2931\" data-end=\"2999\" data-is-last-node=\"\" data-is-only-node=\"\"\u003eIt does absolutely nothing to cool down the conversations it starts.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Luckless Outfitters","offers":[{"title":"Neon Green \/ 1 Pack","offer_id":47335043694781,"sku":"Koozie - Neon Green - Mount And Dew Me - Single Koozie","price":1.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Neon Green \/ 3 Pack","offer_id":47335043727549,"sku":"Koozie - Neon Green - Mount And Dew Me - 3 PACK","price":4.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 1 Pack","offer_id":47335043760317,"sku":"Koozie - Black - Mount And Dew Me - Single Koozie","price":1.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 3 Pack","offer_id":47335043793085,"sku":"Koozie - Black - Mount And Dew Me - 3 PACK","price":4.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1026\/5337\/files\/MountAndDewMeKoozie-08.jpg?v=1783107248","url":"https:\/\/www.lucklessclothing.com\/products\/mount-and-dew-me-koozie","provider":"Luckless Outfitters","version":"1.0","type":"link"}