{"product_id":"my-tongue-is-evil-snapback","title":"My Tongue Is Evil Snapback","description":"\u003cdiv class=\"\"\u003e\n\u003csection class=\"text-token-text-primary w-full focus:outline-none has-data-writing-block:pointer-events-none [\u0026amp;:has([data-writing-block])\u0026gt;*]:pointer-events-auto R6Vx5W_threadScrollVars scroll-mb-[calc(var(--scroll-root-safe-area-inset-bottom,0px)+var(--thread-response-height))] scroll-mt-[calc(var(--header-height)+min(200px,max(70px,20svh)))]\" dir=\"auto\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"text-base my-auto mx-auto pb-8 [--thread-content-margin:var(--thread-content-margin-xs,calc(var(--spacing)*4))] @w-sm\/main:[--thread-content-margin:var(--thread-content-margin-sm,calc(var(--spacing)*6))] @w-lg\/main:[--thread-content-margin:var(--thread-content-margin-lg,calc(var(--spacing)*16))] px-(--thread-content-margin)\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"[--thread-content-max-width:40rem] @w-lg\/main:[--thread-content-max-width:48rem] mx-auto max-w-(--thread-content-max-width) flex-1 group\/turn-messages focus-visible:outline-hidden relative flex w-full min-w-0 flex-col agent-turn\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"flex max-w-full flex-col gap-4 grow\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv dir=\"auto\" class=\"min-h-8 text-message relative flex w-full flex-col items-end gap-2 text-start break-words whitespace-normal outline-none keyboard-focused:focus-ring [.text-message+\u0026amp;]:mt-1\" tabindex=\"0\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"flex w-full flex-col gap-1 empty:hidden\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"markdown prose dark:prose-invert wrap-break-word w-full dark markdown-new-styling\"\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(255, 42, 0);\"\u003eMy Tongue Is Evil Snapback\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp data-pm-slice=\"1 1 []\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSome hats protect your face from the sun. The \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eMy Tongue Is Evil Snapback\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e protects everyone from wondering what kind of trouble you brought to the function. Spoiler alert, it is the funny, inappropriate, wildly confident kind.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThis bold \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eblack and white snapback hat\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e features a crisp white structured crown, a solid black flat bill, and a matching black top button. The high contrast color combination keeps the look clean and classic, right up until somebody reads the front. Then the family barbecue gets interesting.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePrinted across the white front panel in large black lettering is the hilariously unfiltered message, \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(255, 42, 0);\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e“if my tongue is evil punish it with your toes.”\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e It is direct, memorable, and absolutely not approved by the neighborhood homeowners association. The simple text-based design makes the joke easy to read from across the room, giving strangers plenty of time to laugh, blush, or reconsider making eye contact.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAt Luckless Outfitters, we rate the \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cspan\u003eMy Tongue Is Evil Snapback\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cspan\u003e five out of five questionable decisions. This \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eadult humor snapback\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e is perfect for parties, concerts, festivals, vacations, bar hopping, dating app profile photos, and any social gathering that could benefit from one deeply unnecessary conversation starter.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePair this funny black and white hat with a graphic tee, hoodie, denim jacket, or your finest public apology. It also makes a ridiculous birthday gift, bachelor or bachelorette party gift, gag gift, or stocking stuffer for the friend whose inside voice apparently filed for unemployment.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eIf you are searching for a \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003efunny snapback hat\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e, \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003einappropriate adult hat\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e, \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eedgy novelty cap\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e, \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eblack and white flat bill hat\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e, or \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003erude gag gift\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e, the My Tongue Is Evil Snapback belongs at the top of your list.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWear it proudly. Just remember that Luckless Outfitters sells the hat, not the legal defense.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-pm-slice=\"1 1 []\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/section\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Luckless Outfitters","offers":[{"title":"Natural \/ Black","offer_id":67742880399549,"sku":"TCS - SUEDE BILL - Black - My Tongue Is Evil","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1026\/5337\/files\/MyTongueIsEvilHat-05.jpg?v=1791817136","url":"https:\/\/www.lucklessclothing.com\/products\/my-tongue-is-evil-snapback","provider":"Luckless Outfitters","version":"1.0","type":"link"}