{"product_id":"physical-touch-tee","title":"Physical Touch | Tee","description":"\u003ch2 data-section-id=\"tjkapk\" data-start=\"0\" data-end=\"27\" class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchorContainer\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(255, 42, 0);\"\u003ePhysical Touch\u003cspan aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchor\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(255, 42, 0);\"\u003e\u003cem\u003eFunny Women's Graphic T-Shirt by Luckless Outfitters\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"29\" data-end=\"83\"\u003eSome people say their love language is physical touch.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"85\" data-end=\"135\"\u003eWe just didn't realize they meant getting slapped.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"137\" data-end=\"292\"\u003eThat's exactly why we created the \u003cstrong data-start=\"171\" data-end=\"193\"\u003ePhysical Touch Tee\u003c\/strong\u003e, because sometimes the best relationship advice comes wrapped in sarcasm and printed on a T-shirt.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"294\" data-end=\"731\"\u003eThis hilarious \u003cstrong data-start=\"309\" data-end=\"334\"\u003ewhite graphic T-shirt\u003c\/strong\u003e keeps things clean on the front with a small \u003cstrong data-start=\"380\" data-end=\"412\"\u003ered Luckless Outfitters logo\u003c\/strong\u003e over the left chest. Flip it around and the real entertainment begins. Printed across the back in bold \u003cstrong data-start=\"516\" data-end=\"533\"\u003ered lettering\u003c\/strong\u003e, the design reads, \u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(255, 42, 0);\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"553\" data-end=\"608\"\u003e\"He said he likes physical touch so I slapped him.\"\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e The words \u003cstrong data-start=\"619\" data-end=\"638\"\u003e\"I slapped him\"\u003c\/strong\u003e are emphasized in bold italics, making sure everyone standing behind you gets the punchline.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"733\" data-end=\"845\"\u003eAt Luckless Outfitters, we love shirts that tell a story. This one tells an entire relationship in one sentence.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"847\" data-end=\"1164\"\u003eThe \u003cstrong data-start=\"851\" data-end=\"873\"\u003ePhysical Touch Tee\u003c\/strong\u003e is perfect for women who appreciate sarcastic humor, savage comebacks, and making people laugh in grocery store checkout lines. Wear it to brunch, concerts, girls' trips, vacations, country bars, breweries, festivals, or anywhere someone might ask what your shirt says. Trust us. They will.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1166\" data-end=\"1503\"\u003eThis funny graphic T-shirt also makes an unforgettable gift for girlfriends, wives, sisters, coworkers, or that one friend who has absolutely zero patience for nonsense. If she has perfected the side eye, delivers world class sarcasm, and somehow keeps attracting questionable men, congratulations. You just found her new favorite shirt.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1505\" data-end=\"1835\"\u003eThe crisp \u003cstrong data-start=\"1515\" data-end=\"1532\"\u003ewhite T-shirt\u003c\/strong\u003e keeps the design clean and easy to wear with jeans, shorts, leggings, boots, or sneakers. The simple front chest logo gives it a modern look, while the bold back print delivers the laugh. It is comfortable enough for everyday wear and funny enough that strangers will probably stop you just to read it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1837\" data-end=\"2162\"\u003eThe \u003cstrong data-start=\"1841\" data-end=\"1863\"\u003ePhysical Touch Tee\u003c\/strong\u003e is more than a novelty shirt. It is a funny women's graphic T-shirt, sarcastic apparel, relationship humor shirt, country lifestyle clothing, girls' trip outfit, conversation starter, funny gift idea, and one of those shirts that somehow becomes funnier every single time someone reads it out loud.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2164\" data-end=\"2412\"\u003eAt Luckless Outfitters, we don't believe your wardrobe should be boring. We believe your clothes should have a personality. Sometimes that personality is sweet. Sometimes it's slightly unhinged. This shirt definitely leans toward the second option.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2414\" data-end=\"2584\"\u003eIf your sense of humor is quick, your comebacks are even quicker, and your tolerance for foolishness expired years ago, the \u003cstrong data-start=\"2538\" data-end=\"2560\"\u003ePhysical Touch Tee\u003c\/strong\u003e belongs in your closet.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2586\" data-end=\"2786\" data-is-last-node=\"\" data-is-only-node=\"\"\u003eAfter all, if he says his love language is physical touch, you already know exactly how this story ends. 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