{"product_id":"sorry-liver-snapback","title":"Sorry Liver Snapback","description":"\u003cdiv class=\"\"\u003e\n\u003csection class=\"text-token-text-primary w-full focus:outline-none has-data-writing-block:pointer-events-none [\u0026amp;:has([data-writing-block])\u0026gt;*]:pointer-events-auto R6Vx5W_threadScrollVars scroll-mb-[calc(var(--scroll-root-safe-area-inset-bottom,0px)+var(--thread-response-height))] scroll-mt-[calc(var(--header-height)+min(200px,max(70px,20svh)))]\" dir=\"auto\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"text-base my-auto mx-auto pb-8 [--thread-content-margin:var(--thread-content-margin-xs,calc(var(--spacing)*4))] @w-sm\/main:[--thread-content-margin:var(--thread-content-margin-sm,calc(var(--spacing)*6))] @w-lg\/main:[--thread-content-margin:var(--thread-content-margin-lg,calc(var(--spacing)*16))] px-(--thread-content-margin)\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"[--thread-content-max-width:40rem] @w-lg\/main:[--thread-content-max-width:48rem] mx-auto max-w-(--thread-content-max-width) flex-1 group\/turn-messages focus-visible:outline-hidden relative flex w-full min-w-0 flex-col agent-turn\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"flex max-w-full flex-col gap-4 grow\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv dir=\"auto\" class=\"min-h-8 text-message relative flex w-full flex-col items-end gap-2 text-start break-words whitespace-normal outline-none keyboard-focused:focus-ring [.text-message+\u0026amp;]:mt-1\" tabindex=\"0\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"flex w-full flex-col gap-1 empty:hidden\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"markdown prose dark:prose-invert wrap-break-word w-full dark markdown-new-styling\"\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(255, 42, 0);\"\u003eSorry Liver Snapback\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp data-pm-slice=\"1 1 []\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eYour liver has been working overtime, your dignity clocked out hours ago, and your phone battery is somehow the healthiest thing involved. Meet the \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSorry Liver Snapback\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e from Luckless Outfitters, the official headwear of bad decisions, unanswered messages, and mornings that begin with checking your bank account in fear.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThis funny adult humor hat features a structured \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003ecream crown\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e, a \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003elight gray bill\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e, and a matching gray top button. Cream stitching runs across the visor and around the crown, giving the cap a clean, coordinated appearance. It looks calm, neutral, and responsible, which is convenient because the message on the front suggests none of those qualities apply to the person wearing it.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePrinted in large black lettering is the painfully relatable statement:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(255, 42, 0);\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cem\u003e“Sorry liver daddy got left on read again”\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe bold black text stands out clearly against the cream front panels, ensuring everyone nearby understands that this evening is not about celebration. It is about emotional recovery through suspicious beverage choices and a playlist that becomes increasingly embarrassing after midnight.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSorry Liver Snapback\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e pairs easily with graphic tees, hoodies, jeans, casual bar outfits, and the same shirt you wore during your last terrible romantic decision. Wear it to bars, parties, concerts, festivals, cookouts, tailgates, or any gathering where your friend says, “Just one drink,” with absolutely no supporting evidence.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eIt also makes a hilarious gift for single friends, recently ghosted coworkers, weekend drinkers, and anyone whose screen time report includes several hours of staring at one unopened message.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSearching for a \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003efunny drinking snapback\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e, \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003egray and cream novelty hat\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e, \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eadult humor baseball cap\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e, \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eleft on read gift\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e, or \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003esarcastic bar hat\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e? Luckless Outfitters has you covered.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe message may remain unread, but this hat certainly will not. Drink responsibly, text cautiously, and stop checking whether they viewed your story.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/section\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Luckless Outfitters","offers":[{"title":"Light Gray","offer_id":68163054272701,"sku":"Otto - 31-069 - Natural \/ Light Gray - Sorry  Liver","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1026\/5337\/files\/SorryLiverHat-05.jpg?v=1793990817","url":"https:\/\/www.lucklessclothing.com\/products\/sorry-liver-snapback","provider":"Luckless Outfitters","version":"1.0","type":"link"}