Product Review: Luckless Outfitters “What a Year” Ugly Christmas Sweater
At Luckless Outfitters, we took one long look at the calendar, the news, and our group chat and said the same thing you did. Ho ho holy sh*t, what a year. That exact energy inspired this ugly Christmas sweater, and honestly, it has never felt more appropriate. This sweater is for everyone who survived the year purely out of spite and caffeine.
This festive disaster features a screaming skull in a Santa hat because nothing says holiday spirit like collective exhaustion. The classic ugly sweater pattern lures people in with cozy Christmas vibes, then delivers the punchline right to the face. It is cheerful, unhinged, and deeply relatable.
Made from a soft and comfortable fabric blend, this sweater is perfect for ugly sweater parties, office holiday events, family gatherings, and end of year bar crawls where everyone needs a laugh. The fit is relaxed so you can eat, drink, complain, and laugh without restriction. The all over print holds up wash after wash, just like your sarcasm.
This funny ugly Christmas sweater is a guaranteed hit for white elephant gifts, gag gifts, and anyone who wants to win the ugly sweater contest without even trying. Expect laughs, nods of agreement, and at least one person saying yeah that sums it up.
Perfect for men and women who appreciate dark humor, honest holiday apparel, and festive clothing with attitude. If you are tired of fake cheer and ready for real laughs, this sweater belongs in your closet.
At Luckless Outfitters, we design apparel that tells the truth loudly and proudly. The Ho Ho Holy Sh*t What a Year Ugly Christmas Sweater is festive, hilarious, and painfully accurate. Grab yours today and close out the year the only way that makes sense. With humor and zero filter.
Fabric: Fur lined (95% polyester and 5% spandex)
Care Instructions: machine wash cold with similar colors, do not bleach, tumble dry low, do not iron, do not dry clean.
| inch |
XS |
S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
4XL |
5XL |
| Length |
25.6 |
26.4 |
27.6 |
28.3 |
29.5 |
29.9 |
31.1 |
32.3 |
33.5 |
| Sleeve |
26.0 |
26.4 |
26.8 |
27.2 |
27.6 |
28.0 |
28.0 |
28.3 |
28.7 |
| Bust |
36.2 |
40.2 |
44.1 |
48.0 |
52.0 |
55.9 |
59.8 |
63.8 |
67.7 |
| Shoulder |
15.4 |
16.5 |
17.7 |
18.9 |
20.1 |
21.3 |
22.4 |
23.6 |
24.8 |
| centimeter |
XS |
S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
4XL |
5XL |
| Length |
65 |
67 |
70 |
72 |
75 |
76 |
79 |
82 |
85 |
| Sleeve |
66 |
67 |
68 |
69 |
70 |
71 |
71 |
72 |
73 |
| Bust |
92 |
102 |
112 |
122 |
132 |
142 |
152 |
162 |
172 |
| Shoulder |
39 |
42 |
45 |
48 |
51 |
54 |
57 |
60 |
63 |
