Product Review: Luckless Outfitters “If My Mouth Doesn’t Say It My Face Definitely Will” T-Shirt
At Luckless Outfitters, we design shirts for the people who do not need to speak to make their point. Our “If My Mouth Doesn’t Say It My Face Definitely Will” T-Shirt is the official uniform for anyone whose facial expressions have gotten them in trouble since kindergarten. If you roll your eyes professionally or your resting face is a full time attitude problem, this tee was basically made for you.
Printed on a super soft premium cotton shirt, it delivers all day comfort while your face delivers all the sarcasm and judgment your soul can muster. The bold white lettering pops on the black fabric, making sure your message is visible from across the room. Whether you are at work, at home, or silently suffering in public, this shirt handles the talking so you can focus on silently screaming inside.
This funny graphic tee is perfect for people who have zero poker face and even less patience. It is a top seller for women, men, moms, coworkers, and anyone who cannot hide their true feelings no matter how hard they pretend. It makes a great sarcastic gift, a perfect everyday shirt, and an even better warning label for everyone around you.
At Luckless Outfitters, we create clothing that speaks your truth even when you do not want to. The Mouth vs Face Shirt is hilarious, bold, and painfully accurate. Grab yours today and let your wardrobe reflect the one thing you never could hide. Your face.
