Naughty List Hoodie - Luckless Outfitters

Naughty List Hoodie

Name: Naughty List Hoodie
Brand: Luckless Outfitters
SKU: G185 - Black - Naughty List - SM
Price: 49.99 USD
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Luckless Outfitters Product Review: “Bullsheet” Koozie

Here at Luckless Outfitters, we have seen a lot of strange ideas come through the shop, but this one really took the hay bale. It all started when someone on the team said, “What if a cow dressed up as a ghost?” and instead of laughing it off like normal adults, we ran straight to production. That is how the “Bullsheet” koozie was born.

This isn’t just a drink holder. It’s a Halloween costume for your beer and a conversation starter for every questionable gathering. Featuring a spooked-out cow wearing a ghost sheet and holding a pumpkin bucket, it’s the kind of ridiculous design that makes perfect sense after two drinks. We wanted something festive, funny, and a little bit dumb, and honestly, we nailed it.

The word “Bullsheet” sits proudly above our haunted heifer, making it clear that this koozie doesn’t take itself seriously. Whether you’re at a bonfire, a costume party, or just sitting alone in your garage avoiding responsibility, this thing keeps your drink cold and your sense of humor warm.

We field-tested it during spooky season with our team of highly unqualified professionals. It held everything from pumpkin ale to questionable jungle juice. Results were conclusive. The laughs increased, the drinks stayed chilled, and at least one person snorted beer out their nose. We consider that a success.

The neutral tan color pairs perfectly with any fall outfit, especially camo or whatever you found on the floor of your truck. It’s soft, durable, and weirdly charming, just like most of our customers. It’s also the perfect way to break the ice when you hand someone a drink and they say, “Wait… does that cow have a sheet on?”

In short, the “Bullsheet” koozie is everything you didn’t know you needed for Halloween or any other day you feel like embracing a little nonsense. It’s spooky, silly, and surprisingly practical.

At Luckless Outfitters, we’re not here to make fancy things that belong in display cases. We’re here to make gear that gets used, laughed at, and occasionally dropped in the dirt. So grab a “Bullsheet” koozie, crack a cold one, and remember: life’s too short to take your beverages or your bull too seriously.

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Luckless Outfitters Product Review: “Naughty List” Holiday Hoodie

Here at Luckless Outfitters, we know the holidays can bring out the best and worst in people — usually depending on how much eggnog is involved. That’s why we designed the “Naughty List” hoodie, a bold blend of festive cheer and pure Luckless mischief. It’s for the folks who can’t make it through December without stirring the pot and laughing their way through the chaos.

This hoodie was made for anyone who has ever been told, “You’re definitely on the naughty list.” Spoiler alert — we consider that a compliment. The design features a jolly rebel version of Santa who’s checking his list with serious Luckless energy. It’s bright, loud, and unapologetically inappropriate in all the right ways.

Made from soft, durable cotton-blend fleece, it’s warm enough for chilly nights and comfortable enough for all-day lounging. Whether you’re wrapping gifts, starting trouble at the Christmas party, or avoiding your family’s group photo, this hoodie has your back. Literally. The bold print on the back guarantees a laugh before you even open your mouth.

We tested this hoodie in true Luckless fashion — bonfires, late-night shopping runs, and one questionable karaoke contest. It passed every test with flying colors and a few questionable decisions. The front pocket is perfect for keeping your hands warm, holding snacks, or storing that one secret gift you “accidentally” bought for yourself.

The “Naughty List” hoodie is your official uniform for the season. Pair it with your favorite boots and a bad attitude and you’ve got the perfect holiday look. It’s comfortable, funny, and guaranteed to make you the center of attention — whether you’re under the mistletoe or just hanging by the cooler.

At Luckless Outfitters, we design gear for the rule breakers, the joke makers, and the ones who know that laughter is the best way to survive family gatherings. This hoodie isn’t about being nice. It’s about owning your place on the naughty list and doing it in style.

So grab your “Naughty List” hoodie, throw on your Santa hat, and get ready to sleigh the season with a little Luckless flair. Because around here, being bad never looked so good.