Luckless Outfitters | Funny Adult Drink Koozie | Party Beer Holder
At Luckless Outfitters, we believe your drink deserves a personality. That is exactly why we created the Six on Pump 2 Koozie. It is bold, suggestive, and guaranteed to get a laugh before you even crack the can.
This black neoprene drink koozie is built to keep your beer, malt liquor, or questionable life decisions ice cold. The design pops with electric blue lightning bolts, a bright yellow six dollar graphic, and a classic red and blue gas pump labeled “2.” Front and center you will see the playful text that reads, “Lemme get a Malt Liquor, a boner pill and $6 on pump 2.” It is loud. It is ridiculous. It is pure Luckless energy.
The colors are high contrast and eye catching. Black background. Neon blue lightning. Yellow dollar sign. Red and blue pump details. It looks like a convenience store fever dream in the best way possible.
Why You Need the Six on Pump 2 Koozie
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Premium black foam beer koozie
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Keeps cans and bottles cold longer
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Funny adult party accessory
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Perfect gag gift for birthdays and bachelor parties
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Ideal for tailgates, bonfires, and late night gas station runs
This funny drink koozie is not for the shy. It is for the friend who always orders something wild. It is for the guy who still thinks pump 2 is lucky. It is for the legend who knows exactly what he wants.
Perfect Gift for Party Animals
Looking for a hilarious adult gift idea? The Six on Pump 2 Koozie makes a perfect stocking stuffer, white elephant gift, or addition to your next tailgate kit. It fits standard 12 ounce cans and bottles and pairs perfectly with bold personalities and questionable decisions.
At Luckless Outfitters, we design viral apparel and accessories that turn heads and start conversations. This funny adult beer koozie is no exception.
Keep it cold. Keep it loud. Keep it Luckless.
