Not A Proctologist Tee Luckless Outfitters

Not A Proctologist Tee

Name: Not A Proctologist Tee
Brand: Luckless Outfitters
SKU: C1717-Crunchberry-SM-Proctologist
Price: 29.99 USD
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Luckless Outfitters Product Review: “Bullsheet” Koozie

Here at Luckless Outfitters, we have seen a lot of strange ideas come through the shop, but this one really took the hay bale. It all started when someone on the team said, “What if a cow dressed up as a ghost?” and instead of laughing it off like normal adults, we ran straight to production. That is how the “Bullsheet” koozie was born.

This isn’t just a drink holder. It’s a Halloween costume for your beer and a conversation starter for every questionable gathering. Featuring a spooked-out cow wearing a ghost sheet and holding a pumpkin bucket, it’s the kind of ridiculous design that makes perfect sense after two drinks. We wanted something festive, funny, and a little bit dumb, and honestly, we nailed it.

The word “Bullsheet” sits proudly above our haunted heifer, making it clear that this koozie doesn’t take itself seriously. Whether you’re at a bonfire, a costume party, or just sitting alone in your garage avoiding responsibility, this thing keeps your drink cold and your sense of humor warm.

We field-tested it during spooky season with our team of highly unqualified professionals. It held everything from pumpkin ale to questionable jungle juice. Results were conclusive. The laughs increased, the drinks stayed chilled, and at least one person snorted beer out their nose. We consider that a success.

The neutral tan color pairs perfectly with any fall outfit, especially camo or whatever you found on the floor of your truck. It’s soft, durable, and weirdly charming, just like most of our customers. It’s also the perfect way to break the ice when you hand someone a drink and they say, “Wait… does that cow have a sheet on?”

In short, the “Bullsheet” koozie is everything you didn’t know you needed for Halloween or any other day you feel like embracing a little nonsense. It’s spooky, silly, and surprisingly practical.

At Luckless Outfitters, we’re not here to make fancy things that belong in display cases. We’re here to make gear that gets used, laughed at, and occasionally dropped in the dirt. So grab a “Bullsheet” koozie, crack a cold one, and remember: life’s too short to take your beverages or your bull too seriously.

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🦆 “Not a Proctologist” Tee

COMFORT COLORS TEES!

“I’m not a proctologist… but I know an asshole when I see one.”

This one’s for the brutally honest and unapologetically funny. Featuring a sassy duck rocking shades and sipping iced coffee, this tee says exactly what everyone else is thinking — with a little extra attitude.

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