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Double Birds Tank

Name: Double Birds Tank
Brand: Luckless Outfitters
SKU: LPC54TT - Neon Pink -1
Price: 24.99 USD
Availability: InStock

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Luckless Outfitters Product Review: “Bullsheet” Koozie

Here at Luckless Outfitters, we have seen a lot of strange ideas come through the shop, but this one really took the hay bale. It all started when someone on the team said, “What if a cow dressed up as a ghost?” and instead of laughing it off like normal adults, we ran straight to production. That is how the “Bullsheet” koozie was born.

This isn’t just a drink holder. It’s a Halloween costume for your beer and a conversation starter for every questionable gathering. Featuring a spooked-out cow wearing a ghost sheet and holding a pumpkin bucket, it’s the kind of ridiculous design that makes perfect sense after two drinks. We wanted something festive, funny, and a little bit dumb, and honestly, we nailed it.

The word “Bullsheet” sits proudly above our haunted heifer, making it clear that this koozie doesn’t take itself seriously. Whether you’re at a bonfire, a costume party, or just sitting alone in your garage avoiding responsibility, this thing keeps your drink cold and your sense of humor warm.

We field-tested it during spooky season with our team of highly unqualified professionals. It held everything from pumpkin ale to questionable jungle juice. Results were conclusive. The laughs increased, the drinks stayed chilled, and at least one person snorted beer out their nose. We consider that a success.

The neutral tan color pairs perfectly with any fall outfit, especially camo or whatever you found on the floor of your truck. It’s soft, durable, and weirdly charming, just like most of our customers. It’s also the perfect way to break the ice when you hand someone a drink and they say, “Wait… does that cow have a sheet on?”

In short, the “Bullsheet” koozie is everything you didn’t know you needed for Halloween or any other day you feel like embracing a little nonsense. It’s spooky, silly, and surprisingly practical.

At Luckless Outfitters, we’re not here to make fancy things that belong in display cases. We’re here to make gear that gets used, laughed at, and occasionally dropped in the dirt. So grab a “Bullsheet” koozie, crack a cold one, and remember: life’s too short to take your beverages or your bull too seriously.

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Luckless Outfitters Product Review: “Double Birds” Tank

Here at Luckless Outfitters, we believe fashion should say what you’re thinking when you’re too polite to say it out loud. That’s where the “Double Birds” tank comes in. It’s bold, unapologetic, and perfect for anyone who has mastered the art of not giving a single care.

This tank was made for the wild ones, the rebels, and the folks who can laugh off just about anything. Featuring our signature Luckless grit and a graphic that says “I’m over it” louder than words ever could, it’s the ultimate conversation starter. Wear it to concerts, cookouts, or awkward family gatherings where silence isn’t an option. Either way, it speaks volumes without you having to lift a finger — well, maybe just two.

Made from soft, breathable cotton blend fabric, this tank feels as good as it looks. It’s lightweight enough for summer heat, durable enough for backroad adventures, and comfortable enough to sleep in after a long night of making bad decisions. The vibrant pink color pops like your favorite drink in the sunshine and looks great on anyone brave enough to rock it.

We designed this one for those who don’t just walk their own path — they stomp down it in boots, cracking jokes the whole way. Whether you’re flipping off life’s nonsense or just having some fun with friends, this tank has your back. It’s a perfect mix of humor, rebellion, and pure Luckless attitude.

At Luckless Outfitters, we make gear that stands out and speaks up. The “Double Birds” tank is no exception. It’s not just clothing, it’s a mood. A middle finger to boring fashion and a salute to everyone who refuses to blend in.

So grab your “Double Birds” tank, throw on your shades, and go remind the world that subtlety was never your strong suit — and that’s exactly how you like it.