Miso Horny Trucker Hat - Luckless Outfitters

Miso Horny Trucker Hat

Name: Miso Horny Trucker Hat
Brand: Luckless Outfitters
SKU: Otto - 39-165 - Dark Camo - Miso Horny
Price: 29.0 USD
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Luckless Outfitters Product Review: “Bullsheet” Koozie

Here at Luckless Outfitters, we have seen a lot of strange ideas come through the shop, but this one really took the hay bale. It all started when someone on the team said, “What if a cow dressed up as a ghost?” and instead of laughing it off like normal adults, we ran straight to production. That is how the “Bullsheet” koozie was born.

This isn’t just a drink holder. It’s a Halloween costume for your beer and a conversation starter for every questionable gathering. Featuring a spooked-out cow wearing a ghost sheet and holding a pumpkin bucket, it’s the kind of ridiculous design that makes perfect sense after two drinks. We wanted something festive, funny, and a little bit dumb, and honestly, we nailed it.

The word “Bullsheet” sits proudly above our haunted heifer, making it clear that this koozie doesn’t take itself seriously. Whether you’re at a bonfire, a costume party, or just sitting alone in your garage avoiding responsibility, this thing keeps your drink cold and your sense of humor warm.

We field-tested it during spooky season with our team of highly unqualified professionals. It held everything from pumpkin ale to questionable jungle juice. Results were conclusive. The laughs increased, the drinks stayed chilled, and at least one person snorted beer out their nose. We consider that a success.

The neutral tan color pairs perfectly with any fall outfit, especially camo or whatever you found on the floor of your truck. It’s soft, durable, and weirdly charming, just like most of our customers. It’s also the perfect way to break the ice when you hand someone a drink and they say, “Wait… does that cow have a sheet on?”

In short, the “Bullsheet” koozie is everything you didn’t know you needed for Halloween or any other day you feel like embracing a little nonsense. It’s spooky, silly, and surprisingly practical.

At Luckless Outfitters, we’re not here to make fancy things that belong in display cases. We’re here to make gear that gets used, laughed at, and occasionally dropped in the dirt. So grab a “Bullsheet” koozie, crack a cold one, and remember: life’s too short to take your beverages or your bull too seriously.

PRODUCT DESCRIPTION

"Miso Horny" Trucker Hat

Make a bold, cheeky statement with the “Miso Horny” Trucker Hat, featuring our exclusive design that blends irreverent humor with slick outdoor style. This olive green and camo snapback features a wide-eyed buck slurping up a bowl of miso noodles—an eye-catching graphic that's guaranteed to spark laughs and turn heads.

Design: Custom embroidered patch with vibrant illustration and "MISO HORNY" text
Brand: Luckless Outfitters
Hat Style: Otto Trucker Cap – World Famous Foam Front
Material: Soft, comfortable premium foam front with camo-printed brim and breathable mesh back
Fit: OSFM (One Size Fits Most) with durable snapback closure
Vibe: Playfully inappropriate, perfect for streetwear, festivals, hunting trips, or casual weekends