Product Review: Luckless Outfitters “I’m So Good Santa Came Twice” Christmas Sweatshirt
At Luckless Outfitters, we believe Christmas sweaters should do more than keep you warm. They should cause laughter, awkward silence, and at least one person to choke on their drink. Enter the “I’m So Good Santa Came Twice” Christmas Sweatshirt, a festive masterpiece for those who absolutely refuse to behave during the holidays.
This sweatshirt is soft, cozy, and dangerously confident. Made from a comfortable premium fabric blend, it keeps you warm while your humor lights up the room like a poorly wired Christmas display. The washed red color gives it that classic holiday look, just innocent enough to sneak past Grandma until she actually reads it. By then, it is too late.
Perfect for ugly sweater parties, holiday bar crawls, white elephant gift exchanges, and family gatherings where boundaries are more of a suggestion. This funny adult Christmas sweater is designed for people who love holiday chaos and have no interest in subtlety. The relaxed fit means you can eat, drink, and make questionable choices without feeling restricted.
The high quality print holds up through washes, spills, and repeated wear because let’s be honest, you are going to wear this more than once. Expect laughs, gasps, and at least one person asking if you are allowed to wear that here. That is how you know it is working.
This sweatshirt also makes an unforgettable gag gift, dirty Christmas sweater, or last minute present for the friend who always takes things too far. If you want to be remembered long after the tree comes down, this is the sweater that gets the job done.
At Luckless Outfitters, we design apparel for people who love the holidays but hate being boring. The I’m So Good Santa Came Twice Sweatshirt is bold, hilarious, and proudly inappropriate. Grab yours today and make this Christmas one nobody forgets.
Fabric: Fur lined (95% polyester and 5% spandex)
Care Instructions: machine wash cold with similar colors, do not bleach, tumble dry low, do not iron, do not dry clean.
| inch |
XS |
S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
4XL |
5XL |
| Length |
25.6 |
26.4 |
27.6 |
28.3 |
29.5 |
29.9 |
31.1 |
32.3 |
33.5 |
| Sleeve |
26.0 |
26.4 |
26.8 |
27.2 |
27.6 |
28.0 |
28.0 |
28.3 |
28.7 |
| Bust |
36.2 |
40.2 |
44.1 |
48.0 |
52.0 |
55.9 |
59.8 |
63.8 |
67.7 |
| Shoulder |
15.4 |
16.5 |
17.7 |
18.9 |
20.1 |
21.3 |
22.4 |
23.6 |
24.8 |
| centimeter |
XS |
S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
4XL |
5XL |
| Length |
65 |
67 |
70 |
72 |
75 |
76 |
79 |
82 |
85 |
| Sleeve |
66 |
67 |
68 |
69 |
70 |
71 |
71 |
72 |
73 |
| Bust |
92 |
102 |
112 |
122 |
132 |
142 |
152 |
162 |
172 |
| Shoulder |
39 |
42 |
45 |
48 |
51 |
54 |
57 |
60 |
63 |
