"Hate, hate, hate, Hate, hate, hate. Double hate. Loathe entirely." -The Grinch
Product Review: Luckless Outfitters “Sounds Like BS to Me” Ugly Christmas Sweater
At Luckless Outfitters, we finally solved the age old holiday problem. What do you wear when the cheer is fake, the eggnog is suspicious, and Uncle Randy starts talking politics? You wear the “Sounds Like BS to Me” Ugly Christmas Sweater and let your outfit handle it. This sweater is festive enough for the holidays and honest enough for real life.
Designed with classic ugly sweater vibes, this piece brings cozy winter patterns, Christmas trees, and just the right amount of holiday spirit before dropping the truth bomb right across your chest. It says what everyone is thinking but nobody wants to say out loud while passing the mashed potatoes.
Made from a soft and comfortable fabric blend, this sweater is perfect for office parties, family gatherings, bar crawls, and surviving long nights with people who test your patience. The fit is relaxed and flattering, so you can eat cookies, drink wine, and judge nonsense without feeling restricted. The bold print stays sharp wash after wash, no matter how many times you wear it out of spite.
This funny ugly Christmas sweater makes an incredible holiday gift, white elephant gift, or emergency outfit for people who thrive on sarcasm and seasonal chaos. Expect laughs, shocked expressions, and at least one person quietly nodding in agreement across the room.
At Luckless Outfitters, we design apparel for people who love the holidays but hate the bullshit. The Sounds Like BS to Me Ugly Sweater is bold, comfortable, and painfully relatable. Grab yours today and survive the holidays with humor, warmth, and zero fake cheer.
Fabric: Scuba (95% polyester and 5% spandex)
Care Instructions: machine wash cold with similar colors, do not bleach, tumble dry low, do not iron, do not dry clean.
Size Guide
| inch |
S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
4XL |
5XL |
| Length |
26.4 |
27.6 |
28.3 |
29.5 |
30.1 |
31.3 |
32.3 |
33.5 |
| Bust |
40.2 |
44.1 |
48 |
52 |
55.9 |
59.8 |
63.8 |
67.7 |
| Shoulder |
16.5 |
17.7 |
18.9 |
20.1 |
20.5 |
22.4 |
23.6 |
24.8 |
| Sleeve |
26.4 |
26.8 |
27.2 |
27.8 |
28 |
28.1 |
28.5 |
28.7 |
| centimeter |
S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
4XL |
5XL |
| Length |
67 |
70 |
72 |
75 |
76.5 |
79.5 |
82 |
85 |
| Bust |
102 |
112 |
122 |
132 |
142 |
152 |
162 |
172 |
| Shoulder |
42 |
45 |
48 |
51 |
52 |
57 |
60 |
63 |
| Sleeve |
67 |
68 |
69 |
70.5 |
71 |
71.5 |
72.5 |
73 |
