PRODUCT DESCRIPTION
You Can’t Make a Baby in the Butt™ Trucker Hat
Because sometimes a hoodie is too subtle.
This classic foam-front trucker hat delivers the same bold message in a lighter, louder, head-level format. It’s breathable, snap-backed, and absolutely not here to spare anyone’s feelings. Perfect for hot days, long nights, and conversations you didn’t ask for but are about to win anyway.
Wear it when:
You’re tired of misinformation
You enjoy shock value with facts
You want your hat to do the talking
Features:
Premium foam front with a crisp, high-contrast design
Mesh back to keep your head cool while others overheat
Adjustable snap closure for a comfortable unisex fit
Lightweight, durable, and built for daily wear or maximum chaos
Guaranteed Results:
Put it on, tip it back, and let science ride shotgun. 🧢😎
FAQ
How long does it take to receive an order?
All orders are printed-on-demand. It takes on average 7-10 business days to ship your order.
Domestic
Once your order has been shipped, orders are generally received within 3-5 business days. We do not ship on holidays. While we will do all we can to ensure your order is delivered in a timely manner, we cannot be held responsible for slow mail delivery due to severe weather or other mail service interruptions. We understand the utmost importance of your order and are working around the clock to get them out as fast as possible.
International
Once shipped, orders typically arrive within 7-17 business days. We do not ship on holidays. While we will do all we can to ensure your order is delivered in a timely manner, we cannot be held responsible for slow mail delivery due to severe weather or other mail service interruptions. International orders are shipped with duties and taxes due upon delivery via our Standard Service. Orders, shipped via Standard, can incur duties and taxes. Duties and taxes are determined by the customs agency within the destination country. Although charges are not always incurred, assessment of duties and taxes will be based on the value of the order and the Tax-free threshold, if it exists, for goods imported into the destination country. Payment of any duties and taxes is the responsibility of the recipient, and these fees are collected at the time of delivery. More information can be obtained by contacting your local customs office.
How can I track my order?
You will receive an email upon creation of the shipping label, which means your order is getting ready to go out the door and be shipped to you. Click the link and/or tracking number to follow your package.
How do I return/exchange an item?
It's super simple! Head on over to our Returns & Exchanges page located here to learn more.
How do the apparel items fit?
Located within each product page, you will find a sizing chart detailing all measurements to help you, or you can email us at sales@lucklessclothing.com for specifics.
Christopher D.
Wasn't quite clear it's not drop ship and, rather, made to order, so took longer than expected, but the wait was worth it!! Quality is great, reaction from friends was great and love the look and feel!
Mark H.
My wife absolutely hates it and told me to NEVER wear this hat in public! LOL
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