We’d like to thank our customers for confirming what we already suspected: ghosting really does run in the family. Since dropping this design, we’ve heard from hundreds of people who proudly inherited their dad’s “vanish without a trace” gene. One reviewer even said they wore it to a date and the other person never showed up, proof of its power. The shirt is soft, the print is bold, and the message is painfully accurate. We made it as a joke, but now we’re wondering if we should send apology cards with each order. Five stars from us, but of course, we’d ghost you before telling you that in person.