“Rizz ’Em with the ’Tism” Trucker Hat
Looking to boost your charisma without saying a word? This hat has you covered—literally.
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Instant Rizz Buff: Slap this on your head and watch conversations level up faster than your KD in a bot lobby.
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Premium Foam Fabric: Cushions your brain while you cook up witty one-liners.
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Built-In Icebreaker: Forget awkward intros—your hat is the punchline.
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One Size Fits Most: Whether you’ve got a big brain or just a big ego, this snapback adjusts for max drip.
Perfect for:
✔️ Talking your way into free fries at McDonald’s
✔️ Impressing strangers at gas stations
✔️ Confusing your parents
Warning: Side effects may include unsolicited compliments, questionable DMs, and becoming the designated “funny friend” forever.
Rizz responsibly. 🧢✨
