Because not all heroes wear capes… some wear foam-front Otto snapbacks.
This hat proudly declares:
🦁 “Never killed a mountain lion…”
😏 “…but I have survived a cougar encounter.”
(We all know exactly what kind.)
Perfect for:
✨ Anyone who’s been hit on by someone’s mom
✨ Men who fear nothing but early bedtimes and alimony
✨ People who enjoy dangerously accurate compliments
Features include:
🧢 Premium foam front—absorbs sweat and questionable decisions
😼 A cougar who looks like she’s about to ask for your Snapchat
💥 Instant conversation starter (or relationship ender)
Wear it when you’re:
🔥 Bar-hopping
🔥 Minding your business
🔥 Accidentally becoming someone’s stepdad
Grab this hat before another cougar grabs you. 😳🧢
