Funny Black 7 Panel Canvas Patch Hat by Luckless Outfitters
The Higher Than Giraffe Pussy Canvas Patch Hat is for anyone who wants a clean black snapback with the emotional maturity of a gas station bathroom wall. At Luckless Outfitters, we made this hat because subtlety is overrated and giraffes deserve to be part of terrible decisions too.
This funny adult humor hat features a black flat bill snapback with a bold white canvas patch on the front. The patch has thick black text that reads “Higher Than Giraffe Pussy” next to a goofy yellow giraffe graphic with black spots, sleepy eyes, and a red tongue hanging out like it just made it through an entire weekend at a music festival.
The black hat keeps the look simple, while the white canvas patch makes the design stand out loud and clear. It is the perfect funny canvas patch hat for parties, concerts, smoke sessions, lake days, fishing trips, bar nights, and anyone who enjoys inappropriate hats with personality.
This is not your grandpa’s church hat. This is a black snapback hat built for bad jokes, questionable friends, and people who know exactly what they are doing when they put it on.
The Higher Than Giraffe Pussy Canvas Patch Hat is a funny snapback hat, black flat bill hat, canvas patch hat, giraffe hat, adult humor hat, and offensive gift idea all rolled into one ridiculous piece of headwear.
