Funny Black 7 Panel Canvas Patch Hat by Luckless Outfitters
Some hats say you enjoy the outdoors. Some hats say you have good taste. The Mount and Dew Me 7 Panel Canvas Patch Snapback says something completely different, and we're pretty sure your grandmother doesn't need an explanation.
Luckless Outfitters proudly presents another piece of headwear created for people who believe subtlety is wildly overrated.
This black 7 panel snapback hat features an all-black construction with a structured, taller crown and matching black flat bill. The murdered-out hat keeps everything clean and easy to wear, right up until your eyes land on the bright green canvas patch slapped across the front.
Then things get stupid.
The rectangular lime green canvas patch features the words “Mount and Dew Me” in an oversized retro-inspired graphic. White, black, and bright green lettering twists together to create a familiar-looking soda-style design with a very unfamiliar request. The combination of the neon green patch against the black snapback makes the joke impossible to miss, which is exactly how we intended it.
Because whispering “Mount and Dew Me” wouldn't be nearly as effective.
The 7 panel snapback construction gives this hat a taller, more distinctive profile than your standard baseball cap. The broad front panel also provides plenty of room for the oversized canvas patch, allowing the ridiculous design to get the attention it deserves. An adjustable snapback closure helps you find the right fit whether you're headed to the bar, the lake, a cookout, a concert, or somewhere you probably shouldn't be wearing this around children.
What makes the Mount and Dew Me 7 Panel Canvas Patch Snapback so beautifully stupid is the double meaning. At first glance, someone might think you're just aggressively passionate about a certain citrus-colored beverage. Give them another second.
There it is.
That confused facial expression is part of the purchase price.
This funny black snapback hat is perfect for men and women who appreciate adult humor hats, dirty joke hats, funny canvas patch hats, novelty snapbacks, edgy apparel, sarcastic hats, inappropriate gifts, and conversation starter hats. It's also an excellent gift for that friend who can turn absolutely anything into a sexual joke and somehow considers that a personality trait.
At Luckless Outfitters, we understand that not every outfit needs an inspirational message about chasing dreams and climbing mountains.
Sometimes you just need a black hat with a screaming green patch that says Mount and Dew Me.
Pair it with jeans, shorts, a graphic tee, work clothes, questionable weekend plans, or the confidence of someone who has already decided they're not explaining the joke.
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Grab the Mount and Dew Me 7 Panel Canvas Patch Snapback and remember, sometimes thirst is about more than needing a drink.
