"Now Accepting Gently Used Baby Daddies" Trucker Hat
Looking for commitment in all the unconventional places? Tired of swiping right on men with no dependents, no depth, and no idea how to file taxes? Well, darling, this hat’s for you.
Built on the world-famous OTTO premium foam trucker (because even your rebound deserves premium headwear), this bold black-and-white crown jewel doesn’t just make a statement — it comes with a diaper bag full of potential.
🔹 Features:
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Loud front patch that says what your DMs can’t.
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Foam comfort that hugs tighter than his court-ordered visitation schedule.
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Durable snapback to adjust for egos, insecurities, and occasional “my kids are my world” rants.
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Classic trucker vibes to perfect your “I’m not a stepmom, I’m the cool bonus mom” aesthetic.
Rock it at brunch, daycare drop-off, or your next awkward introduction to his ex. Let the world know: you’re fun, fearless, and ready to co-parent (or at least co-sign).
