Proud Supporter Tank (Multiple Colors) - Luckless Outfitters

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Proud Supporter Tank Top

Name: Proud Supporter Tank Top
Brand: Luckless Outfitters
SKU: 6733-Tahitiblue
Price: 24.99 USD
Availability: InStock

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Luckless Outfitters Product Review: “Bullsheet” Koozie

Here at Luckless Outfitters, we have seen a lot of strange ideas come through the shop, but this one really took the hay bale. It all started when someone on the team said, “What if a cow dressed up as a ghost?” and instead of laughing it off like normal adults, we ran straight to production. That is how the “Bullsheet” koozie was born.

This isn’t just a drink holder. It’s a Halloween costume for your beer and a conversation starter for every questionable gathering. Featuring a spooked-out cow wearing a ghost sheet and holding a pumpkin bucket, it’s the kind of ridiculous design that makes perfect sense after two drinks. We wanted something festive, funny, and a little bit dumb, and honestly, we nailed it.

The word “Bullsheet” sits proudly above our haunted heifer, making it clear that this koozie doesn’t take itself seriously. Whether you’re at a bonfire, a costume party, or just sitting alone in your garage avoiding responsibility, this thing keeps your drink cold and your sense of humor warm.

We field-tested it during spooky season with our team of highly unqualified professionals. It held everything from pumpkin ale to questionable jungle juice. Results were conclusive. The laughs increased, the drinks stayed chilled, and at least one person snorted beer out their nose. We consider that a success.

The neutral tan color pairs perfectly with any fall outfit, especially camo or whatever you found on the floor of your truck. It’s soft, durable, and weirdly charming, just like most of our customers. It’s also the perfect way to break the ice when you hand someone a drink and they say, “Wait… does that cow have a sheet on?”

In short, the “Bullsheet” koozie is everything you didn’t know you needed for Halloween or any other day you feel like embracing a little nonsense. It’s spooky, silly, and surprisingly practical.

At Luckless Outfitters, we’re not here to make fancy things that belong in display cases. We’re here to make gear that gets used, laughed at, and occasionally dropped in the dirt. So grab a “Bullsheet” koozie, crack a cold one, and remember: life’s too short to take your beverages or your bull too seriously.

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Luckless Outfitters Product Review: “Proud Supporter of Muddy Trucks and Blue Jeans” Tank

Here at Luckless Outfitters, we know exactly what makes a good day great. A little sunshine, a loud engine, and just the right amount of dirt. The “Proud Supporter of Muddy Trucks and Blue Jeans” tank is our love letter to country living, open roads, and the people who aren’t afraid to get a little messy along the way.

We designed this tank for the folks who live for weekends that start with coffee and end with mud on their boots. It’s soft, lightweight, and made for long days in the sun or late nights around a fire. The turquoise color pops like a summer sky, and the bold black lettering makes sure everyone knows where your priorities stand. Spoiler alert: they involve horsepower and denim.

Made from a premium cotton-blend fabric, this tank is as comfortable as it is flattering. It’s breathable enough for hot days, tough enough for a tailgate dance, and stylish enough for your next trip into town. Whether you’re riding shotgun or behind the wheel, it’s the perfect tank for showing off your country side with a little Luckless attitude.

We tested it in the field — literally. Between mud runs, fishing trips, and beer-fueled bonfires, this tank took everything we threw at it and came out looking just as good. It’s the kind of shirt that gets better the more you wear it, kind of like your favorite jeans or your go-to truck.

At Luckless Outfitters, we make gear for real people who work hard, play harder, and laugh through the mess. This tank is for anyone who knows that life’s better with a little dirt under the tires and a cold drink in hand. It’s casual, confident, and just the right mix of cute and tough.

So grab your “Proud Supporter of Muddy Trucks and Blue Jeans” tank, throw it on with your favorite ripped jeans, and get ready for a day that smells like freedom and fresh mud. Whether you’re in the driver’s seat or just along for the ride, this one’s made for you.

In short, this tank isn’t just a statement. It’s a lifestyle. Proudly worn, never clean, and one hundred percent Luckless.