You Can’t Make a Baby in the Butt™ Unisex Hoodie
Science called. It’s tired. This hoodie does the explaining so you don’t have to.
Bold, unapologetic, and hilariously educational, this unisex hoodie delivers a public service announcement wrapped in soft, cozy fabric. Whether you’re sparking laughs, debates, or awkward silence at family gatherings, this hoodie gets the point across loud and clear.. no diagram required.
Made for comfort and confidence, it’s perfect for:
Features:
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Soft, durable fabric that feels good while making others uncomfortable
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Unisex fit because common sense knows no gender
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Eye-catching design that pairs well with jeans, boots, and raised eyebrows
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Ideal for casual wear, bar nights, cookouts, or correcting the internet in real life
Warning: May cause laughter, side-eye, or someone saying, “Wow… that’s bold.”
Wear responsibly. Or don’t. 😏
