Bless Your Stupid Heart Tank Top - Luckless Outfitters

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Bless Your Stupid Heart Tank Top

Name: Bless Your Stupid Heart Tank Top
Brand: Luckless Outfitters
SKU: 6733-Black-S-BlessHeart
Price: 72.0 CAD
Availability: InStock

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Luckless Outfitters Product Review: “Bullsheet” Koozie

Here at Luckless Outfitters, we have seen a lot of strange ideas come through the shop, but this one really took the hay bale. It all started when someone on the team said, “What if a cow dressed up as a ghost?” and instead of laughing it off like normal adults, we ran straight to production. That is how the “Bullsheet” koozie was born.

This isn’t just a drink holder. It’s a Halloween costume for your beer and a conversation starter for every questionable gathering. Featuring a spooked-out cow wearing a ghost sheet and holding a pumpkin bucket, it’s the kind of ridiculous design that makes perfect sense after two drinks. We wanted something festive, funny, and a little bit dumb, and honestly, we nailed it.

The word “Bullsheet” sits proudly above our haunted heifer, making it clear that this koozie doesn’t take itself seriously. Whether you’re at a bonfire, a costume party, or just sitting alone in your garage avoiding responsibility, this thing keeps your drink cold and your sense of humor warm.

We field-tested it during spooky season with our team of highly unqualified professionals. It held everything from pumpkin ale to questionable jungle juice. Results were conclusive. The laughs increased, the drinks stayed chilled, and at least one person snorted beer out their nose. We consider that a success.

The neutral tan color pairs perfectly with any fall outfit, especially camo or whatever you found on the floor of your truck. It’s soft, durable, and weirdly charming, just like most of our customers. It’s also the perfect way to break the ice when you hand someone a drink and they say, “Wait… does that cow have a sheet on?”

In short, the “Bullsheet” koozie is everything you didn’t know you needed for Halloween or any other day you feel like embracing a little nonsense. It’s spooky, silly, and surprisingly practical.

At Luckless Outfitters, we’re not here to make fancy things that belong in display cases. We’re here to make gear that gets used, laughed at, and occasionally dropped in the dirt. So grab a “Bullsheet” koozie, crack a cold one, and remember: life’s too short to take your beverages or your bull too seriously.

PRODUCT DESCRIPTION

We made this tank for everyone who’s ever ignored red flags, texted back “just to talk,” or thought “maybe they’ve changed.” Spoiler alert: they didn’t. The Bless Your Stupid Heart tank is our love letter to all the hopeless romantics who keep falling face-first into the same nonsense — and somehow look amazing doing it.

Soft, lightweight, and dangerously honest, it’s perfect for gym days, hangovers, or pretending you’re so over them (even though you just checked their Instagram). The message says it all — sweet on the outside, a little savage underneath.

So go ahead, wear your bad decisions proudly. We don’t judge, we just print the shirts that make your poor life choices look stylish.

— Luckless Outfitters: dressing the brokenhearted, one dumb decision at a time.