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These NSFW Christmas Decorations Are Sure To Make Your Granny Blush

These NSFW Christmas Decorations Are Sure To Make Your Granny Blush

There are two types of people in this world: People who put up their Christmas decorations before Thanksgiving, and those who throw a fit when they see people decorating before Thanksgiving. Either way, it is safe to say that Christmas decorating time is in full swing, and we just had to share these totally inappropriate (but still hilarious) Christmas decorations that will make your grandma blush when she comes to visit:

Kids go crazy for the semi-creepy elf that seems to magically appear after Thanksgiving and moves around the house each night. But sometimes the Elf of the Shelf can get himself into a little bit of trouble.

Like when he poops in your favorite holiday candle:

Or when he lets a few hot Barbies influence him to make bad decisions.

When it comes to decorating the outside of your home for Christmas, there are many ways to make your home uniquely you. There are also a few ways that are sure to cause the neighbors to leave a strongly worded note on your front door. Like this one: 

And this one too.

Decorating the Christmas tree is always a signature part of getting ready for the holidays. It’s always fun to combine classic family heirlooms with modern decorations to create a beautiful tree that reflects your past, present, and future. This year, sneak a few R-rated ornaments onto your tree to spice things up a bit.

Like this jolly Santa ornament with perfectly placed Santa hat.

And the only appropriate attire for Christmas decorating is an adult-themed ugly sweater, right?

There’s something a little exciting about sneaking a few NSFW Christmas ornaments into your holiday decorating.

Are there any R-rated decorations in your holiday boxes this year?