Product Review: Luckless Outfitters “Sketchy Stuff for Christmas Tree Cakes” Long Sleeve Shirt
At Luckless Outfitters, we respect boundaries. We also know exactly where those boundaries end. That line is called Christmas Tree Cakes. The “I Wouldn’t Do Anything for a Klondike Bar But I Would Do Some Sketchy Stuff for Christmas Tree Cakes” Long Sleeve Shirt is our official declaration that holiday snack priorities are not up for debate.
This shirt is for the folks who swear they have morals right up until they see a box of Little Debbie Christmas Tree Cakes. Suddenly you are bartering favors, checking gas station shelves at midnight, and pretending you did not eat the whole box on the drive home. This shirt understands you. It sees you. It supports your choices.
Made from a soft and lightweight fabric blend, this long sleeve tee is perfect for cool weather, snack runs, holiday parties, and couch sessions fueled by sugar and regret. The festive graphic pops without being cheesy and the fit is comfortable enough to wear all day while you hunt for your next fix.
This funny Christmas snack shirt is a guaranteed crowd pleaser. It makes an amazing holiday gift, Christmas shirt for women, or gag gift for snack lovers who know exactly how far they would go for seasonal junk food. Expect laughs, nods of agreement, and at least one person asking where you bought it so they can wear it to the store immediately.
Durable print quality means it holds up through washes, spills, and powdered sugar fingerprints. It is built for real life and real cravings.
At Luckless Outfitters, we design apparel inspired by the truth. And the truth is that Christmas Tree Cakes own us all. Grab the Sketchy Stuff for Christmas Tree Cakes Shirt today and wear your holiday priorities proudly.
Fabric: Fur lined (95% polyester and 5% spandex)
Care Instructions: machine wash cold with similar colors, do not bleach, tumble dry low, do not iron, do not dry clean.
Size Guide
| inch |
XS |
S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
4XL |
5XL |
| Length |
25.6 |
26.4 |
27.6 |
28.3 |
29.5 |
29.9 |
31.1 |
32.3 |
33.5 |
| Sleeve |
26.0 |
26.4 |
26.8 |
27.2 |
27.6 |
28.0 |
28.0 |
28.3 |
28.7 |
| Bust |
36.2 |
40.2 |
44.1 |
48.0 |
52.0 |
55.9 |
59.8 |
63.8 |
67.7 |
| Shoulder |
15.4 |
16.5 |
17.7 |
18.9 |
20.1 |
21.3 |
22.4 |
23.6 |
24.8 |
| centimeter |
XS |
S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
4XL |
5XL |
| Length |
65 |
67 |
70 |
72 |
75 |
76 |
79 |
82 |
85 |
| Sleeve |
66 |
67 |
68 |
69 |
70 |
71 |
71 |
72 |
73 |
| Bust |
92 |
102 |
112 |
122 |
132 |
142 |
152 |
162 |
172 |
| Shoulder |
39 |
42 |
45 |
48 |
51 |
54 |
57 |
60 |
63 |
