Product Review: Luckless Outfitters “Sleighin’ These Ho’s” Ugly Christmas Sweatshirt
At Luckless Outfitters, we believe Santa’s sleigh should be fast, loud, and absolutely full of bad decisions. That philosophy gave us the “Sleighin’ These Ho’s” Ugly Christmas Sweatshirt, a holiday classic for people who prefer their Christmas cheer with a side of chaos. This is not your grandma’s sweater unless your grandma is an absolute legend.
Featuring a bold Santa graphic rocking serious confidence, this sweatshirt lets everyone know you came to the party for laughs, not silent judgment. It looks festive enough to blend in at first glance, then the words hit and suddenly you are the most talked about person in the room. Mission accomplished.
Made from a soft and comfortable fabric blend, this sweatshirt is perfect for ugly sweater parties, holiday bar crawls, office parties with questionable HR oversight, and family gatherings where someone was going to be offended anyway. The relaxed fit keeps it cozy while you drink, snack, and explain that it is just a joke.
This funny Christmas sweatshirt is a top tier gag gift, white elephant gift, and guaranteed ugly sweater contest winner. It is ideal for people who love adult humor, bold statements, and leaving a lasting impression. Expect laughs, shocked faces, and at least one person trying to read it twice to make sure they saw what they think they saw.
The high quality print holds up through washes, spills, and repeated wear because let’s be honest, you are not wearing this just once. It is built for real holiday chaos and repeat performances.
At Luckless Outfitters, we design apparel that says what everyone else is thinking but is too polite to say. The Sleighin’ These Ho’s Sweatshirt is festive, fearless, and unapologetically hilarious. Grab yours today and sleigh the holidays the Luckless way.
Fabric: Scuba (95% polyester and 5% spandex)
Care Instructions: machine wash cold with similar colors, do not bleach, tumble dry low, do not iron, do not dry clean.
Size Guide
| inch |
S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
4XL |
5XL |
| Length |
26.4 |
27.6 |
28.3 |
29.5 |
30.1 |
31.3 |
32.3 |
33.5 |
| Bust |
40.2 |
44.1 |
48 |
52 |
55.9 |
59.8 |
63.8 |
67.7 |
| Shoulder |
16.5 |
17.7 |
18.9 |
20.1 |
20.5 |
22.4 |
23.6 |
24.8 |
| Sleeve |
26.4 |
26.8 |
27.2 |
27.8 |
28 |
28.1 |
28.5 |
28.7 |
| centimeter |
S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
4XL |
5XL |
| Length |
67 |
70 |
72 |
75 |
76.5 |
79.5 |
82 |
85 |
| Bust |
102 |
112 |
122 |
132 |
142 |
152 |
162 |
172 |
| Shoulder |
42 |
45 |
48 |
51 |
52 |
57 |
60 |
63 |
| Sleeve |
67 |
68 |
69 |
70.5 |
71 |
71.5 |
72.5 |
73 |
