Proud Garbage Hoodie

Name: Proud Garbage Hoodie
Brand: Luckless Outfitters
SKU: G185-Black-ProudGarbage-1
Price: 72.0 CAD
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Luckless Outfitters Product Review: “Bullsheet” Koozie

Here at Luckless Outfitters, we have seen a lot of strange ideas come through the shop, but this one really took the hay bale. It all started when someone on the team said, “What if a cow dressed up as a ghost?” and instead of laughing it off like normal adults, we ran straight to production. That is how the “Bullsheet” koozie was born.

This isn’t just a drink holder. It’s a Halloween costume for your beer and a conversation starter for every questionable gathering. Featuring a spooked-out cow wearing a ghost sheet and holding a pumpkin bucket, it’s the kind of ridiculous design that makes perfect sense after two drinks. We wanted something festive, funny, and a little bit dumb, and honestly, we nailed it.

The word “Bullsheet” sits proudly above our haunted heifer, making it clear that this koozie doesn’t take itself seriously. Whether you’re at a bonfire, a costume party, or just sitting alone in your garage avoiding responsibility, this thing keeps your drink cold and your sense of humor warm.

We field-tested it during spooky season with our team of highly unqualified professionals. It held everything from pumpkin ale to questionable jungle juice. Results were conclusive. The laughs increased, the drinks stayed chilled, and at least one person snorted beer out their nose. We consider that a success.

The neutral tan color pairs perfectly with any fall outfit, especially camo or whatever you found on the floor of your truck. It’s soft, durable, and weirdly charming, just like most of our customers. It’s also the perfect way to break the ice when you hand someone a drink and they say, “Wait… does that cow have a sheet on?”

In short, the “Bullsheet” koozie is everything you didn’t know you needed for Halloween or any other day you feel like embracing a little nonsense. It’s spooky, silly, and surprisingly practical.

At Luckless Outfitters, we’re not here to make fancy things that belong in display cases. We’re here to make gear that gets used, laughed at, and occasionally dropped in the dirt. So grab a “Bullsheet” koozie, crack a cold one, and remember: life’s too short to take your beverages or your bull too seriously.

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Luckless Outfitters Product Review: “Proud Garbage” Hoodie

Here at Luckless Outfitters, we believe fashion should come with a sense of humor and a little bit of chaos. The “Proud Garbage” hoodie is for the unapologetic troublemakers who don’t mind stirring the pot while staying warm and comfy. It’s bold, loud, and just the right amount of offensive — which means it’s everything a Luckless classic should be.

We designed this hoodie for the kind of person who speaks their mind, laughs at the noise, and knows that being a little bit of “garbage” is way more fun than pretending to be perfect. With its sharp lettering and striking red, white, and black color scheme, this hoodie makes a statement before you even say a word. Whether people love it or hate it, they definitely won’t miss it.

Made from a heavyweight cotton blend, this hoodie is built for real life — whether that means long nights, bad decisions, or early mornings with a hangover and a coffee that’s too strong. It’s soft, durable, and designed to outlast just about anything, including the drama it’s guaranteed to cause. The front pocket is perfect for your phone, your snacks, or your opinions that nobody asked for.

We tested it in all the right environments: bar patios, tailgates, truck beds, and awkward family gatherings. It passed with flying colors every time. People stared, laughed, rolled their eyes, and asked where they could get one — which is exactly the reaction we were going for.

At Luckless Outfitters, we create gear for the wild, the sarcastic, and the ones who know life’s too short to be boring. The “Proud Garbage” hoodie isn’t just clothing. It’s a conversation starter, a declaration of independence, and a middle finger to anyone who takes themselves too seriously.

So grab your “Proud Garbage” hoodie, pull it on, and let the world know that you’re proudly imperfect, occasionally inappropriate, and fully Luckless. Because around here, we don’t do quiet — we do comfortable chaos.