Tragically Real Funny Women's Tee by Luckless Outfitters
The I Want To Cry But I Have Shit To Do Tee is for every woman who's holding it together with caffeine, dry shampoo, sarcasm, and a calendar that's booked solid until next Tuesday. At Luckless Outfitters, we believe adulthood can be summed up in one sentence. This shirt just happens to be wearing it.
Available in two gorgeous Comfort Colors graphic t-shirt options, this design comes in a soft Periwinkle Blue and a beautiful Orchid Purple. Both colors feature subtle tone on tone embroidery across the chest that reads:
"i want to cry but i have sh*t to do"
The embroidered lettering gives this tee a clean, elevated look that almost appears understated until someone gets close enough to read it. Then the laughter usually starts.
At Luckless Outfitters, we know there are days when you're emotionally exhausted but your to do list couldn't care less. Laundry still needs folding. Emails still need answering. Kids still need feeding. Bills still need paying. Somehow you're expected to keep smiling through all of it.
This shirt is for those days.
The minimalist embroidery creates a premium boutique feel while delivering one of the most relatable messages we've ever stitched into a shirt. No oversized graphics. No loud artwork. Just quiet emotional honesty wrapped inside incredibly soft cotton.
The Periwinkle Blue Tee offers a calming pastel color that says, "I've accepted my fate." The Orchid Purple Tee brings a playful feminine vibe that perfectly balances emotional exhaustion with impeccable style.
One of our favorite things about the I Want To Cry But I Have Shit To Do Tee is how many people stop and say, "That is literally my life."
Exactly.
Whether you're a mom, a business owner, a nurse, a teacher, a student, or simply an adult trying to survive modern life, this shirt understands your schedule better than your calendar does.
The relaxed Comfort Colors fit makes it perfect for everyday wear. Pair it with leggings, denim shorts, blue jeans, sneakers, boots, messy buns, oversized sunglasses, and whatever emotional support beverage is getting you through the afternoon.
The embroidered design also makes this tee versatile enough for errands, coffee runs, school pickup, girls' trips, brunch, weekend shopping, and those days when you're one minor inconvenience away from starting a podcast about stress management.
The I Want To Cry But I Have Shit To Do Tee is a funny embroidered t-shirt, Comfort Colors tee, women's graphic shirt, sarcastic apparel, motherhood humor shirt, boutique embroidered tee, relatable women's clothing, casual everyday t-shirt, and the perfect gift for busy moms, hardworking women, and anyone whose emotional breakdown has been rescheduled until further notice.
Because crying is important.
But apparently so is everything else on today's list.
- 6.1-ounce, 100% US ring spun cotton
- Soft-washed, garment-dyed fabric
- Top-stitched, classic width rib collar
- Twill-taped neck and shoulders
- Twill label
- Relaxed fit, seamless body
- Double-needle collar and bottom hems
