COLOR: Black

We're not racist.  Well, kinda, but not totally.  No one likes burnt toast.  Anyways. 
Here's our collection of all the products we offer in the worlds most beautiful color.  It makes you feel slim.  It never shows stains.  It makes you feel beautiful when you're feeling a little thicc.  Just like the fella poppa told you to stay away from.  We'll always love you Tyjakovious Clarence Howard-Smith-Johnson VIII.