Red River Koozie

Name: Red River Koozie
Brand: Luckless Outfitters
SKU: Koozie - Black - Red River-1
Price: 8.0 CAD
Availability: InStock

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Luckless Outfitters Product Review: “Bullsheet” Koozie

Here at Luckless Outfitters, we have seen a lot of strange ideas come through the shop, but this one really took the hay bale. It all started when someone on the team said, “What if a cow dressed up as a ghost?” and instead of laughing it off like normal adults, we ran straight to production. That is how the “Bullsheet” koozie was born.

This isn’t just a drink holder. It’s a Halloween costume for your beer and a conversation starter for every questionable gathering. Featuring a spooked-out cow wearing a ghost sheet and holding a pumpkin bucket, it’s the kind of ridiculous design that makes perfect sense after two drinks. We wanted something festive, funny, and a little bit dumb, and honestly, we nailed it.

The word “Bullsheet” sits proudly above our haunted heifer, making it clear that this koozie doesn’t take itself seriously. Whether you’re at a bonfire, a costume party, or just sitting alone in your garage avoiding responsibility, this thing keeps your drink cold and your sense of humor warm.

We field-tested it during spooky season with our team of highly unqualified professionals. It held everything from pumpkin ale to questionable jungle juice. Results were conclusive. The laughs increased, the drinks stayed chilled, and at least one person snorted beer out their nose. We consider that a success.

The neutral tan color pairs perfectly with any fall outfit, especially camo or whatever you found on the floor of your truck. It’s soft, durable, and weirdly charming, just like most of our customers. It’s also the perfect way to break the ice when you hand someone a drink and they say, “Wait… does that cow have a sheet on?”

In short, the “Bullsheet” koozie is everything you didn’t know you needed for Halloween or any other day you feel like embracing a little nonsense. It’s spooky, silly, and surprisingly practical.

At Luckless Outfitters, we’re not here to make fancy things that belong in display cases. We’re here to make gear that gets used, laughed at, and occasionally dropped in the dirt. So grab a “Bullsheet” koozie, crack a cold one, and remember: life’s too short to take your beverages or your bull too seriously.

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Luckless Outfitters Product Review: “When The Red River Flows” Koozie

Here at Luckless Outfitters, we don’t just make drink holders. We make laughter, side-eyes, and icebreakers that turn awkward silence into howling chaos. The “When The Red River Flows, Take The Dirt Road” koozie is one of those creations that perfectly captures our brand’s spirit: bold, unapologetic, and just a little too honest.

This koozie is for the brave, the witty, and the ones who never take life too seriously. It’s the kind of humor that makes your friends spit out their drink and your grandma question her parenting choices. Whether you’re at a bonfire, a lake party, or a backyard BBQ, this koozie is guaranteed to steal the spotlight — and probably start a few conversations you didn’t plan on having.

Made from high-quality neoprene, it keeps your drink colder than your ex’s heart and your hands nice and dry. The design pops with bright colors that make sure your drink stands out, even when things get a little wild. It’s durable, lightweight, and made to survive whatever weekend adventure (or disaster) you find yourself in.

We tested it in the field, and by field, we mean real-life chaos. From camping trips to tailgates, it held strong through beer pong tournaments, campfire confessions, and at least one night that ended with “don’t tell anyone about this.” It’s functional, funny, and undeniably Luckless.

We designed this koozie for those who live life with a wink and a grin. It’s for the people who aren’t afraid to laugh at the things everyone else is too shy to say out loud. It’s a reminder that humor is the best icebreaker and that a good joke always pairs well with a cold drink.

At Luckless Outfitters, we build products that are equal parts personality and practicality. The “When The Red River Flows” koozie is exactly that — a perfect mix of country humor and classic charm that makes your drink the most entertaining one in the cooler.

So grab this koozie, crack a cold one, and get ready to make some memories. Whether you’re out in the woods, down by the river, or parked under the stars, this little masterpiece will keep your drink cold and your sense of humor hot.

In short, it’s more than a koozie. It’s a conversation piece, a punchline, and a proud symbol of the Luckless lifestyle — where we laugh loud, live free, and never take the straight road when there’s a dirt one calling our name.