Buckle Up Buttercup Throwback Tee - Luckless Outfitters

Buckle Up Buttercup Throwback Tee

Name: Buckle Up Buttercup Throwback Tee
Brand: Luckless Outfitters
SKU: 3600-Desert Pink
Price: 43.0 CAD
Availability: InStock

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Luckless Outfitters Product Review: “Bullsheet” Koozie

Here at Luckless Outfitters, we have seen a lot of strange ideas come through the shop, but this one really took the hay bale. It all started when someone on the team said, “What if a cow dressed up as a ghost?” and instead of laughing it off like normal adults, we ran straight to production. That is how the “Bullsheet” koozie was born.

This isn’t just a drink holder. It’s a Halloween costume for your beer and a conversation starter for every questionable gathering. Featuring a spooked-out cow wearing a ghost sheet and holding a pumpkin bucket, it’s the kind of ridiculous design that makes perfect sense after two drinks. We wanted something festive, funny, and a little bit dumb, and honestly, we nailed it.

The word “Bullsheet” sits proudly above our haunted heifer, making it clear that this koozie doesn’t take itself seriously. Whether you’re at a bonfire, a costume party, or just sitting alone in your garage avoiding responsibility, this thing keeps your drink cold and your sense of humor warm.

We field-tested it during spooky season with our team of highly unqualified professionals. It held everything from pumpkin ale to questionable jungle juice. Results were conclusive. The laughs increased, the drinks stayed chilled, and at least one person snorted beer out their nose. We consider that a success.

The neutral tan color pairs perfectly with any fall outfit, especially camo or whatever you found on the floor of your truck. It’s soft, durable, and weirdly charming, just like most of our customers. It’s also the perfect way to break the ice when you hand someone a drink and they say, “Wait… does that cow have a sheet on?”

In short, the “Bullsheet” koozie is everything you didn’t know you needed for Halloween or any other day you feel like embracing a little nonsense. It’s spooky, silly, and surprisingly practical.

At Luckless Outfitters, we’re not here to make fancy things that belong in display cases. We’re here to make gear that gets used, laughed at, and occasionally dropped in the dirt. So grab a “Bullsheet” koozie, crack a cold one, and remember: life’s too short to take your beverages or your bull too seriously.

PRODUCT DESCRIPTION

Our original Buckle Up Buttercup design did so well, we wanted to do a throwback option for all of our customers who requested a more rustic look!

We present to you the Desert Rose Buttercup! We opted for a more laid back visual palette, while still keeping the pedal to the medal with our in-your-face artwork. Just like the shirt says, you better hold on buttercup! We're about to go off these tracks boo-boo.

Fabric:

60% combed ring spun cotton/40% polyester jersey
4.3 oz.
32 singles
Slightly heathered
Fabric laundered for reduced shrinkage

Feature:

1x1 baby rib-knit set-in collar

XS	S	M	L	XL	2XL	3XL	4XL	5XL	6XL
BODY LENGTH	27	28	29	30	31	32	33	34	35	36
BODY WIDTH	17	19	20.5	22	24	26	28	30	32	34
SLEEVE LENGTH	7.125	7.625	8.125	8.625	9.125	9.625	10.125	10.625	11.125	11.625