I Like Em Thick Koozie - Luckless Outfitters

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I Like Em Thick Koozie

Name: I Like Em Thick Koozie
Brand: Luckless Outfitters
SKU: 39985628840125
Price: 6.0 CAD
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Luckless Outfitters Product Review: “Bullsheet” Koozie

Here at Luckless Outfitters, we have seen a lot of strange ideas come through the shop, but this one really took the hay bale. It all started when someone on the team said, “What if a cow dressed up as a ghost?” and instead of laughing it off like normal adults, we ran straight to production. That is how the “Bullsheet” koozie was born.

This isn’t just a drink holder. It’s a Halloween costume for your beer and a conversation starter for every questionable gathering. Featuring a spooked-out cow wearing a ghost sheet and holding a pumpkin bucket, it’s the kind of ridiculous design that makes perfect sense after two drinks. We wanted something festive, funny, and a little bit dumb, and honestly, we nailed it.

The word “Bullsheet” sits proudly above our haunted heifer, making it clear that this koozie doesn’t take itself seriously. Whether you’re at a bonfire, a costume party, or just sitting alone in your garage avoiding responsibility, this thing keeps your drink cold and your sense of humor warm.

We field-tested it during spooky season with our team of highly unqualified professionals. It held everything from pumpkin ale to questionable jungle juice. Results were conclusive. The laughs increased, the drinks stayed chilled, and at least one person snorted beer out their nose. We consider that a success.

The neutral tan color pairs perfectly with any fall outfit, especially camo or whatever you found on the floor of your truck. It’s soft, durable, and weirdly charming, just like most of our customers. It’s also the perfect way to break the ice when you hand someone a drink and they say, “Wait… does that cow have a sheet on?”

In short, the “Bullsheet” koozie is everything you didn’t know you needed for Halloween or any other day you feel like embracing a little nonsense. It’s spooky, silly, and surprisingly practical.

At Luckless Outfitters, we’re not here to make fancy things that belong in display cases. We’re here to make gear that gets used, laughed at, and occasionally dropped in the dirt. So grab a “Bullsheet” koozie, crack a cold one, and remember: life’s too short to take your beverages or your bull too seriously.

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Luckless Outfitters Product Review: “I Like ‘Em Thick” Koozie

At Luckless Outfitters, we like our trucks lifted, our drinks cold, and our humor just a little bit inappropriate. The “I Like ‘Em Thick” koozie is a tribute to the folks who appreciate a little extra height and a whole lot of attitude. Whether you’re talking about mud tires or personalities, this koozie keeps things cool and conversations even cooler.

We designed this bad boy for the people who think “stock” is just another word for “boring.” Featuring a bold lifted truck design and that glorious retro-style text, it’s the kind of koozie that says you don’t mess around when it comes to your ride or your beer. It’s neon, nostalgic, and just the right amount of trouble.

The print pops off the sleek black neoprene, showing off your love for big trucks and bigger laughs. It’s soft, durable, and fits snug around your can like a glove that’s been through a few tailgates. Perfect for mud parks, bonfires, and anywhere else the sound of revving engines and laughter fills the air.

We tested it on real truck enthusiasts, backyard mechanics, and that one guy who swears his truck “could tow a house if it had to.” The results were clear. This koozie doesn’t just hold a drink, it holds attention. It’s a crowd favorite, a statement piece, and a guaranteed icebreaker when you hand someone a cold one.

At Luckless Outfitters, we know style doesn’t stop at your wardrobe. It’s in the details. It’s in how you show up, what you crack open, and what you wrap your drink in. The “I Like ‘Em Thick” koozie is the perfect mix of humor, grit, and a little bit of country swagger.

So if you’ve got a love for lifted rigs, late nights, and laughter that echoes across the field, this koozie is calling your name. It’s not just an accessory. It’s an attitude. Grab one, crack open a cold one, and let everyone know exactly how you like ‘em.